Darf

A Darf is the male equivalent to a queef. Air is forced through the dickhole from the bladder creating a high-pitched piccolo-esque sound. Most darfs have a pungent odor and are known to be followed by fresh gunder cheese pouring from the putrid dickhole. Potential Darfs are created in the bladder after watching Rosie O'Donnell's new talkshow, the first 5 minutes of any Ellen Degeneres show, or anything on the bravo network. The most famous of the Darfer's is Nicholas Cage who lead the fight to end the genocide in Darfur, where most Darfer's are banished to in 3rd World Countries.

Darf can also be used in a derogatory way.

-"That guy was such a darf, I'm pretty sure everything he was wearing was from forever 21"

-"Dude, my girlfriend turned me on to Chelsea Lately. She's actually really funny!"

"..... your fuckin' Darf"

-"Did you hear that new rain dance maggie song by the red hotchilli peppers? they're fuckin darfs now."

by SnookiSnatch October 26, 2011

Darf

Race fans who drink to much and become beligerantly drunk while at a race track. Drunk ass race fans are normally found at a nascar race and end up walking around shirtless.

Hey sally this idiot just said he's looking for the late dale earnhart's pit stall. What a darf!

by Oldham_racing August 4, 2009

DARF!!!

A word used to describe the noise made from one persons nasal cavity whilst blocked.
Also can be used as a term of happiness or greeting such as SAFE!! or Standard Bruv.

Example 1: "Wow that was a really loud darf"
"Really? *DARF!!!* I didn't think so"
Example 2: "DARF!!! How you doing matey?"
"Quite well indeed my young Padawan, yourself?"

by Niall And Emily (are cool) June 11, 2006

Darf’s Day

The day that was created on an app to really showcase just how naive some people can be.

Viva and Sonic watched as Darf typed Darf’s Day

by Sonic2726 October 27, 2018

Darf Mush

1: A form of diarrhea.
2: Play doh.
3: A not-so-bright person.

You're freaking darf mush.
Let's play w/ some Darf mush.
Uuuuuhhhhhh... i'm getting darf mush!

by Rocketeer ninja July 25, 2011

Squaggle Darf

men and everything that they are

My boyfriend is such a Squaggle Darf

by Janna Felix January 1, 2005

DARF

a dick fart. similar to a queef but with a dick.

I was to drunk and I couldn't stop darfing.

This girl got mad when I darfed.

Dude I was jacking off the other day and I darfed for the first time.

by borg man February 9, 2021