darf'd 

Acronym: Drunk at Rennaissance Fair. Mostly self explantatory, commonly self inflicted. Sometimes requires the explanation of condiditon to whom the individual describes.

1. Did you see that lobsterback guy with the humongous stack of ale cups? He was f'in darf'd...
2. Damn, I was so darf'd I slept in XXX's hooch last night.
3. I you get any more darf'd, yer gonna be pukin' in the heather on the hill over there.

darf'd by nyniaan January 19, 2008

Darf’s Day 

The day that was created on an app to really showcase just how naive some people can be.

Viva and Sonic watched as Darf typed Darf’s Day

Darf’s Day by Sonic2726 October 27, 2018

DARF 

A DARF is a Dumb Ass Race Fan. Primarily found in NASCAR, these are typically the older crowd that want everything to “go back to the good old days where you could race on Sunday, sell on Monday.” Most of the time they don’t know anyone other than Richard Petty and Dale Earnhardt. They like to claim they’ll never watch NASCAR on TV again and “THE STANDS ARE EMPTY.” If sighted in the wild, treat with care and transport to the nearest rest home.

John: “NASCAR sucks, they’ve ruined it with the stages”
Bubba: “Shut up John, you’re such a DARF.”

DARF by Eryk Cartman January 16, 2020

Darf Mush 

1: A form of diarrhea.
2: Play doh.
3: A not-so-bright person.

You're freaking darf mush.
Let's play w/ some Darf mush.
Uuuuuhhhhhh... i'm getting darf mush!

Darf Mush by Rocketeer ninja July 25, 2011

darf 

n. Someone who farts in the bathwater and attempts to bite the bubbles. The term is the same whether they are successful or not.

Kyle: *farts in the swimming pool* I darfed.
Rick: That's not a darf. You have to try to bite the bubbles.
Kyle: *flaps his arms like a retarded kid while making strange noises*

darf by Derek C. Peavey November 18, 2006

Darf 

The sound of stupidity.

The sound made when stupid interacts with its environment.

Example 1:
Man 1: "Dude, Bob is fucking retarded!"
Bob: "Darf Darf!

Note:
All other definitions of Darf are void and lack no true substance or meaning.

Darf by Kyle July 21, 2004

darf 

The most foul word known to mankind. Literally an anagram of 'Dyke's Ass Regularly Fucked'. However, in practice d*** means much, much more than this childish sum of words. D*** is the word responsible for the most deaths and beatings of all time, as uttering it in most American communities can and will result in an immediate reaction from practically any knowlegeable American, especially in the northern states.

Due to these statistics, the word D*** has been banned in 21 states and practicing members of the Catholic faith are instantly excommunicated from the church for uttering it.

Person 1: Hey brother, I just had sex with your wife and killed your dogg. Wahey!

Person 2: Wow man you are ... you are .... a DARF...

Person 1: Oh my god, I know I wronged you but nothing can justify that! Jesus Christ! This man just said he D-word out loud! Oh Christ have Mercy!!!!

Persons 3-800 (angry mob): He said what???!?!?!??!!? Lets fucking kick his ass! This man is dead.

Priest: Wait a second! I have to excommunicate him from Catholicism first... you can have your way with him then.

Persons 3-800: Awww... But then we can cut off his penis and feed it to him, right?

Person 2: But... What...?... This man is my brother and best friend and he just slept with my wife, aren't I justified?

State official: No! Let the law deal with this matter. As you know, uttering that word out loud is not allowed in this state. He shall be put to death by blood loss through castration! It may not be a fitting punishment, but it is a start.

Persons 1, 3-800: Castration! Castration! Castration! Castration!

Person 2: Wow, I guess the D-word is a horrible thing to say after all.

darf by Andy Murphy May 3, 2006