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A DARF is a Dumb Ass Race Fan. Primarily found in NASCAR, these are typically the older crowd that want everything to “go back to the good old days where you could race on Sunday, sell on Monday.” Most of the time they don’t know anyone other than Richard Petty and Dale Earnhardt. They like to claim they’ll never watch NASCAR on TV again and “THE STANDS ARE EMPTY.” If sighted in the wild, treat with care and transport to the nearest rest home.
John: “NASCAR sucks, they’ve ruined it with the stages”
Bubba: “Shut up John, you’re such a DARF.”
by Eryk Cartman January 16, 2020
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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The sound of stupidity.

The sound made when stupid interacts with its environment.
Example 1:
Man 1: "Dude, Bob is fucking retarded!"
Bob: "Darf Darf!

All other definitions of Darf are void and lack no true substance or meaning.
by Kyle July 21, 2004
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The most foul word known to mankind. Literally an anagram of 'Dyke's Ass Regularly Fucked'. However, in practice d*** means much, much more than this childish sum of words. D*** is the word responsible for the most deaths and beatings of all time, as uttering it in most American communities can and will result in an immediate reaction from practically any knowlegeable American, especially in the northern states.

Due to these statistics, the word D*** has been banned in 21 states and practicing members of the Catholic faith are instantly excommunicated from the church for uttering it.

Person 1: Hey brother, I just had sex with your wife and killed your dogg. Wahey!

Person 2: Wow man you are ... you are .... a DARF...

Person 1: Oh my god, I know I wronged you but nothing can justify that! Jesus Christ! This man just said he D-word out loud! Oh Christ have Mercy!!!!

Persons 3-800 (angry mob): He said what???!?!?!??!!? Lets fucking kick his ass! This man is dead.

Priest: Wait a second! I have to excommunicate him from Catholicism first... you can have your way with him then.

Persons 3-800: Awww... But then we can cut off his penis and feed it to him, right?

Person 2: But... What...?... This man is my brother and best friend and he just slept with my wife, aren't I justified?

State official: No! Let the law deal with this matter. As you know, uttering that word out loud is not allowed in this state. He shall be put to death by blood loss through castration! It may not be a fitting punishment, but it is a start.

Persons 1, 3-800: Castration! Castration! Castration! Castration!

Person 2: Wow, I guess the D-word is a horrible thing to say after all.
by Andy Murphy April 21, 2006
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n. Someone who farts in the bathwater and attempts to bite the bubbles. The term is the same whether they are successful or not.
Kyle: *farts in the swimming pool* I darfed.
Rick: That's not a darf. You have to try to bite the bubbles.
Kyle: *flaps his arms like a retarded kid while making strange noises*
by Derek C. Peavey November 18, 2006
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A darf is the male equivalent to a queef (the expelling of gas via the female genetalia). Due to the physical dynamics of the male genetalia, a ‘loading party’ is required. Common practice would suggest that the penis be inserted into an anus and flatulence (fart) be released thus ‘loading the darf’. However this step can alternatively be accomplished my blowing air into the falic body with the mouth or any other vessel containing gas. Once the darf is loaded, the gas will immediately expel from the urethra and result in a sound that has been described as mimicking that of a Kazoo. There you have it ladies and gentlemen, The Darf.
Joe inserted his hammer into her stink hole and she loaded him up with a fresh darf. He then darfed in her face.
by Ben Dover AKA Richard Powers February 02, 2018
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To dick barf. The act of throwing up on someones penis while giving them head.
Dude, Brandi was so wasted last night and she was totally giving me head. Ohhh God it was awesome - she was doing the choking noises and everything but then she totally darfed. We haven't spoken since.
by AutoBond007 August 09, 2010
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