Jay Cutler'd

When you use a minor injury to sit on the sidelines during an important event.

Tom pulled a Jay Cutler with his boss when he got a paper cut.

Tom: "I can't finish the presentation. I'm hurt."
Boss: "WTF. This is. really important. Millions of dollars are at stake. The whole company is counting on you."
Tom: "I'm injured. Sam the intern can finish. We aren't going to win the contract anyway."

Boss: "Sam you finish. Tom just Jay Cutler'd us."

by presqueisle January 25, 2011

Cutler

to Cutler - verb - to quit in the middle of an important endeavor, activity or game where defeat is imminent with an imaginary injury, malaise or made up condition. Inspired by the antics of Jay Cutler, Chicago Bears QB, during the 2010 NFC Championship game against the Green Bay Packers.

Yo homie, i was playing Madden against my boy and I cutlered and told him I had diarrhea...

by Johnny Billions January 24, 2011

cortlets

Cortland NY local townies, its a college town and the locals are shady in-bread cortlets

So we went down to the local pondogrossa and there were cortlets everywhere

by Nicky L October 31, 2007

cuntleman

An ill-mannered gentleman; On the one hand he's rude and brash, making you want to call him a cunt, but you also recognise there is a gentlemanly aura surrounding him.

(A man crashes into your car)
Car crash victim: 'EEEEEEYYYY, CUNT'
Cuntleman: 'Oh dear, what crude language! I'm terribly sorry but i believe it was your fault, young sir'
Car crash victim: 'Ok, sorry, i take it back. '

by littlemac June 28, 2012

Spork Cutlet Bowl

A Spork Cutlet Bowl is the most unholy object known to man. It was sculpted from a cheap block of clay, no one knew how much power it would hold. It started as a simple Katsudon sculpture, but then a spork was added giving it the ultimate power. The sheer level of gay it holds is unstoppable, it will soon become our overlord...

The homosexuals be raving about the Spork Cutlet Bowl.

by Spork Cutlet Bowl November 27, 2019

Cutler

to quit in the middle of an important endeavor, activity or game where defeat is imminent with an imaginary injury, malaise or made up condition

You're buddy refuses to go out because his wife won't let him: "Don't go Cutler on me, man!"

- A person unable to finish his workload because he's too tired: "I don't want to cut the grass today. I think I'm gonna go Cutler on it."

Greg: "C'mon, man. Finish your beer."

Luke: "I can't. I'm gonna hurl."

Greg: "Don't go Cutler on me, man. Finish your beer."

by Mr. Blogtober January 25, 2011

Cutlering

(verb) Following the craze of Planking, Owling, and Tebowing; Cutlering is posting photos of yourself while lying flat on your back, like Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears does most Sundays.

Started by The Heckler: Chicago

"Are you trying to get a tan?"

"No, I'm Cutlering!"

by ChicagoVince October 30, 2011