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A Curtle is created when a cat shags a turtle. There are not many cases, but one outspoken turtle came out of its shell claiming to have been raped by a cat - resulting in a curtle. Curtle's have the main body of the cat, turtle tail and head, with fury turtle legs. The shell is inside it around its heart, so this is one resistant little fucker - in short, you can drive over it, kick it or even have your retarded half-brother smash it against a tree - it will live on and hunt you down - slowly...
Holy freakin shit - curtle!
Frank...Frank! Look, its a cat shagging a turtle!
Curtle by Mr. Dierickx October 20, 2008
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curtle smudge 

Tha act of shoving ones balls into a wooden hole then having another male smash a egg over the curtle smudgers penis.
"I love to curtle smudge trees so much!"
ME:"Right onn"

turtle curtle 

1.) dropping a deuce on somebody's back and forcing that person to crawl around on all fours like a turtle
" i was boinking Greasy Pablo last night and as i finished up i made her do the turtle curtle"
turtle curtle by Strany May 28, 2006

turtle curtle 

I was boinkin Pablo when i saw a picture of young Andrew, and then i felt the urge to give him a turtle curtle.
turtle curtle by Nibcats May 30, 2006

turtle curtle 

I was boinking Marge last night and then i was overwhelmed with the feeling of giving some babies a turtle curtle.
turtle curtle by Strany May 15, 2006

cartlebark 

v. The act of blowing a massive vape cloud of your favorite sativa strain under the stall divider and into the lap of the poor vulnerable schmuck with his pants down who, when you first entered the restroom, you determined to be mid-shit and unable to chase you. n. cartlebarggor: A person who routinely readies a vape rig upon entering public restrooms.
Wife outside bathroom waiting: Honey, did you sneak and get high while you were in there? You smell like a skunk sprayed the first 3 rows at a Phish show!

Husband: Fuck no, some douchebag cartlebarked me just as I started to take a dump.
cartlebark by Art Cartlebark August 21, 2023

Cutlerception 

An interception thrown by quarterback Jay Cutler, especially one thrown in the redzone at an integral part of the game.
The Bears had 5 Cutlerceptions against the 49ers.
Cutlerception by The Raccoon January 3, 2011
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