Skip to main content

cuntsure

an adjective that describes a woman who is too confident in her opinions and all too quick to share them. Feminine of cocksure.
Person1: Why does Laurelle always rudely and wrongly interject when I am speaking? She almost never understands what I am saying. Does she hate me?

Person2: No. That's just the way she is, she's cuntsure.
by Colomba September 12, 2012
mugGet the cuntsure mug.

Contour

A specific style of (usually) heavy makeup that used to be exclusive to professional makeup artists, celebrities and drag queens that has made its way into the mainstream via the internet and tv personalities (in specific Kim Kardashian)

Contour makeup usually involves the use of lighter and darker shades than your natural skin tone to highlight (brighten certain areas where light would naturally hit or highlight features you want to enhance such as cheekbones) and contour (add contrast or depth or use shadowing to make certain prominent features such as a wide nose appear smaller)

The makeup is usually heavy as it usually requires more than one shade of foundation or the use of a separate contour palette. It also requires the use of different blending brushes and it can be time consuming as proper blending is required for high quality results.

Those who use the contouring technique of makeup often also use color correction concealer, false lashes, winged liner, tint their eyebrows, apply lipstick and "bake" to achieve the instagram look.

Because of contour makeup, it is quite simple for an average person to look just as good if not better than a hollywood celebrity. It has changed the dynamic of what society considers to be attractive and can provide a boost in confidence or make someone feel worse about themselves depending on the exposure they have to the trend and whether they are good at contour makeup or not.
Person 1: "Girl last night I looked HOT I was getting all the men, my contour was on point!"

Person 2: "yess looked great!"

Person 1: "yeah I need to learn how to contour so I can look like that everyday!"
by Ranoutofnames123 October 29, 2017
mugGet the Contour mug.
Related Words

Cuntourage

A military term that relates to the group of deployed male soldiers who would follow a fobgoblin around with the hope of "hitting that", not because she is attractive in any way but because she possesses a vagina.
Check out the cuntourage on mandy, there is no way a overweight, ginger, single mum would get that much attention back home.
by don'tlookoverhere July 19, 2010
mugGet the Cuntourage mug.

cuntortionist

A woman who uses her vagina or other orifices to hold sway over someone, or provide leverage that situations will play out in her favor.
She is such a cuntortionist. First it was withholding sex from her boyfriend because he didn't stop playing Skyrim the moment she told him to and now she's promising sex if he buys her that ridiculous car she wants.
by Ephemily December 30, 2013
mugGet the cuntortionist mug.

Cuntaur

Noan. vulgar slang
1)a very bad man
2) a mythical creature half man half cunt
Example: You screaming cuntaur!
"Look dear its a cuntaur runnig through the bushes"
by Susannah November 30, 2003
mugGet the Cuntaur mug.

Professor Cuntburglar

1. Professor Cuntburglar is a ghost; the wife of a witch.

2. When high on marijuana a game can be played entitled Professor Cuntburglar. One must sense who is being a Professor Cuntburglar and call them out on it; typically everyone will be able to notice the shift of the Professor inhabiting various people in the room.

How he shifts:

Being a Professor Cuntburglar is to be a Professor Cuntburglar. Also, to be a Professor Cuntburglar is being a Professor Cuntburglar.
John: Taylor is such a Professor Cuntburglar right now
Chris: Such a Professor Cuntburglar
Taylor: I hate you so much, choke on a dick
John & Chris: Ok, Professor.
by HohohoMuthaFuckas February 1, 2010
mugGet the Professor Cuntburglar mug.

cunture

The traditions, beliefs, and social behavior of a select group of Americans who believe theirs to be either better developed or more important. Most often this applies to movie, music, furniture, clothing, book, and hobby taste (obviously, this is an incomplete list). Usually these people communicate in such a way that makes them a cunt.
"Did you see the new Wes Anderson movie? It blew my mind. Although, I still prefer his earlier work."
"I'm going to see Neutral Milk Hotel tonight. Their lyrics alone justify them as a top ten caliber band. What? I can't believe you haven't heard of them!"
"I liked the book better. The Cohen brothers did their best, but no one can truly do justice to Cormack McCarthy's prose."
"It's vintage."
"I love Faulkner."
"I've started playing the didgeridoo."
These are all symptomatic of that cunture we all know and love...
by scootereater March 4, 2008
mugGet the cunture mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email