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cuntsure

an adjective that describes a woman who is too confident in her opinions and all too quick to share them. Feminine of cocksure.
Person1: Why does Laurelle always rudely and wrongly interject when I am speaking? She almost never understands what I am saying. Does she hate me?

Person2: No. That's just the way she is, she's cuntsure.
by Colomba September 12, 2012
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Cuntsuelo

Formal term for a Spanish woman with no legs. Also, sometimes loosely used to describe Spanish female 'little persons'.
The surfer entered the ocean as a senorita but, after a tragic shark attack left her legless, she left the water a cuntsuelo.
by bgfrog May 20, 2020
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cunture

The traditions, beliefs, and social behavior of a select group of Americans who believe theirs to be either better developed or more important. Most often this applies to movie, music, furniture, clothing, book, and hobby taste (obviously, this is an incomplete list). Usually these people communicate in such a way that makes them a cunt.
"Did you see the new Wes Anderson movie? It blew my mind. Although, I still prefer his earlier work."
"I'm going to see Neutral Milk Hotel tonight. Their lyrics alone justify them as a top ten caliber band. What? I can't believe you haven't heard of them!"
"I liked the book better. The Cohen brothers did their best, but no one can truly do justice to Cormack McCarthy's prose."
"It's vintage."
"I love Faulkner."
"I've started playing the didgeridoo."
These are all symptomatic of that cunture we all know and love...
by scootereater March 4, 2008
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cuntsore

a person/place/thing one finds utterly detestable
that loud-mouthed cuntsore at the bar fucked my soulmate.
by finishmeoff October 16, 2006
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Cuntsuela

A portmanteau of "cunt" and the Spanish name "Consuela". Really good to use when you need to use the "cunt word" but need to keep it subtle.
1) My mom was bitching at me all afternoon long. She's being a real cuntsuela today.

2) I hate that girl. That cuntsuela needs to stop talking shit about me on facebook.
by Solepsis September 22, 2011
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cuntsuelo

Midget Mexican prostitute. Named so due to the inherent proximity of their naughty bits to the ground.
Jon: 'Hey check out that extremely short latina'
Jim: 'Yo guy, that cuntsuelo is just a common street walker...'
by R Roc October 9, 2008
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Cuntspreading

When people put their bags or some kind of item on a seat that could be used for another person's purpose.
John and Maria are cuntspreading!
Please John, you don't need your portable console on that seat you cuntspreading asshole!
by SomeoneReallyFuckingDumb May 22, 2020
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