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Cuntsuelo 

Formal term for a Spanish woman with no legs. Also, sometimes loosely used to describe Spanish female 'little persons'.
The surfer entered the ocean as a senorita but, after a tragic shark attack left her legless, she left the water a cuntsuelo.
Cuntsuelo by bgfrog May 20, 2020
The traditions, beliefs, and social behavior of a select group of Americans who believe theirs to be either better developed or more important. Most often this applies to movie, music, furniture, clothing, book, and hobby taste (obviously, this is an incomplete list). Usually these people communicate in such a way that makes them a cunt.
"Did you see the new Wes Anderson movie? It blew my mind. Although, I still prefer his earlier work."
"I'm going to see Neutral Milk Hotel tonight. Their lyrics alone justify them as a top ten caliber band. What? I can't believe you haven't heard of them!"
"I liked the book better. The Cohen brothers did their best, but no one can truly do justice to Cormack McCarthy's prose."
"It's vintage."
"I love Faulkner."
"I've started playing the didgeridoo."
These are all symptomatic of that cunture we all know and love...
cunture by scootereater March 4, 2008

cuntsore 

a person/place/thing one finds utterly detestable
that loud-mouthed cuntsore at the bar fucked my soulmate.
cuntsore by finishmeoff October 16, 2006

Cuntsuela 

A portmanteau of "cunt" and the Spanish name "Consuela". Really good to use when you need to use the "cunt word" but need to keep it subtle.
1) My mom was bitching at me all afternoon long. She's being a real cuntsuela today.

2) I hate that girl. That cuntsuela needs to stop talking shit about me on facebook.
Cuntsuela by Solepsis September 22, 2011

cuntsuelo 

Midget Mexican prostitute. Named so due to the inherent proximity of their naughty bits to the ground.
Jon: 'Hey check out that extremely short latina'
Jim: 'Yo guy, that cuntsuelo is just a common street walker...'
cuntsuelo by R Roc October 9, 2008

Cuntspreading 

When people put their bags or some kind of item on a seat that could be used for another person's purpose.
John and Maria are cuntspreading!
Please John, you don't need your portable console on that seat you cuntspreading asshole!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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