playing cribbage

giving head on the down low, being sneaky, cheating on your boyfriend

boyfriend; " what are you doing at home alone with my best friend?" girlfriend: " we where just playing cribbage"

by loves god and rob tom petty December 4, 2016

crabbage

1) A pincered vegetable.
2) A crab salad.

1) 'I wish I was a crabbage,
I'd play the whole day long,
And although I would have no legs
I'd live inside a thong.'
2) 'One crabbage please, but hold back on the crab. And the salad.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

Cribbage

verb. To play Cribbage is to smoke mad blunts.

Damn we played some mad cribbage.
Mr. C is a master of cribbage.

by Joseph Campbell January 4, 2008

Crabbage

When a guy has crabs and wants to hook up with another girl but has excess baggage to deal with.

Guys at the jersey shore in Normandy Beach hitting on girls but they've got Crabbage so they get denied!

by snookishore May 1, 2010

Cobbage

When a sped chick can't say cabbage.

"THAT'S COBBAGE" Chick with 2 Chromosome left holding up a cabbage.

by Swimbleton September 19, 2019

Cribbage Trained

The act of fucking another person while only wearing jorts and crew socks.

Did you hear, Scott cribbage trained the shit outta Russell the other night.

by HazedAndConfused2 September 14, 2021

Crabbage

The act of two men having deep, passionate sex behind a shack after each has consumed a hot bowl of crab (preferably in the east coast, as the west coast doesn’t have fish)

“Dude like me and this guy just had bomb crabbage last night“

by ReallyCoolHistoryTeacher March 25, 2022