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Crapsturbating

The act of masturbating while taking a crap.
I ate mexican food, then watched some dirty movies and spent the whole day crapsturbating.
by HardShralpingWy February 28, 2011
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Chaturbate

A free live webcam site. THough 90% of the "models" on their broadcasting are gross there are the few that are actually hot and fun to chat with and put on a good show.

Unlike other live webcam sites where one person pays to go private, chaturbate everyone can see and the model is based on tips.

Though many people on the site actually just masturbate and broadcast for free without expecting any pay out.

It's supposedly the fastest live webcam site. It's great if you want more of an interaction, and not just a boring recorded video.
"have you heard of chaturbate?"

"Dafuq s that an actual site?"
by feces face August 24, 2012
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Cracksturbate

The action in which one smokes crack cocaine and masturbates. This can be done alone or mutually. If mutual all participants must be smoking crack cocaine. Cracksturbating often leads to cum tokes which is when you blow out smoke from crack cocaine at the exact moment of climax
Lets all hangout and cracksturbate in bouigies trap house
by KarmaKisses January 7, 2021
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crasterbation

Jerking off with your own tears. Made popular by the movie "Waiting"
"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."
by Jorpy12 June 19, 2006
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clawsturbate

To masturbate with a claw or pincer.

Crabs, lobster, hermit crabs, Dr. Zoidberg, crayfish, war vets, and other pincered organisms can clawsturbate (and probably do).
The hermit crab began to clawsturbate when he was chosen as a new pet.
by MarcT October 14, 2009
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clashturbate

Becoming extremely sexually aroused from playing Clash of Clans for hours on end.
Yo Mike, you gonna clashturbate with me later?
by Omnificent February 13, 2014
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chapturbate

When a women use a chapstick as a dildo
She chapturbated using her new cherry flavored chapstick.
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