Skip to main content

cracksack

Another word for Jackpot. Only, instead of appealing to the gambling population, it appeals to the masses of junkie crackwhores.
A smart, ginger, musketeer? I've hit the cracksack!
by tob-ee-tack August 11, 2010
mugGet the cracksack mug.

cracksnacker

A lesbian that likes to perform cunnilingus.
Ritz is a snackcracker.Cindy, the lesbian, is a cracksnacker. Just look at her mowing the box on that dyke.
by imbadinnv August 28, 2005
mugGet the cracksnacker mug.

rackspace

one of the more corporate server solutions whether you need managed hosting or intensive they've got you covered with their top of the line "Fanatical Support"
rackspace has the best dedicated solution servers ever >.>
by uksmith December 8, 2007
mugGet the rackspace mug.

crackstance

Awkward positions the body forms after long hours of cracktivity including lack of sleep, lack of food and endless hours of movement and/or long periods of being stuck on stupid.
When a person is unknowingly advertises that they are cracked the f@%k out, by way of body movements and stances.
When someone says, hey bro, why is your neck as long as a giraffe and your body shaped like the letter Z when your looking around the corner? you might be in a crackstance.
When your mouth is wide open and your staring at that something that is there but not really there sitting hunched over indian style, with your hands clinched holding your cell phone and 2 lighters in 1 hand and a broken pipe in the other, your probably in a crackstance.
When all of your apendages move independently from what your brain tells them to do all at once i.e. arm behind you back, standing tall, one foot forward, one foot back and the upper torso slightly bent to the side, meanwhile the tounge is moving back and forth between the teeth or lack thereof, and the lips are dry and stretched to thier limit your definatley in a crackstance.
by Chadamus and his harem March 30, 2008
mugGet the crackstance mug.

Crackstache

When your butt crack is so hairy it appears to have a mustache.
Man you need to wax that crackstache.
by Fayth Elyzabeth January 12, 2014
mugGet the Crackstache mug.

crackstacio

A "crackstacio" refers to a pistachio in-shell and the game-like enjoyment we get from prying them open -- to the easiest levels(one random out-of-shell) to midlevel (fairly easy to pop open) to the game boss (the almost or completely closed) and the crack-like reward of delicious pistachios for our efforts. Other products can be pistachio-flavored or have (shelled) pistachios in them because getting them out of the shell is almost a mini game with yourself.
I'm reading Mystic River again with wine and crackstacios.
by tst808 February 6, 2017
mugGet the crackstacio mug.

cracksmacker

It's a pimp that likes to fuck with prostitutes addicted to crack.
"Boy here's goes Tyrone, he's cracksmacker in case you don't know"
by panickzzz August 28, 2018
mugGet the cracksmacker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email