couchlocked

Pats tense. see couchlock

Man we were couchlocked for hours after the smoke session.

by Skinny_ninja April 20, 2005

couchlock

Experiencing the sensation of weighing over a gazillion tons. The physical forces required to move oneself under the effects of couchlock are astronomically inconceivable.

Hey dude! Let's go out and do something!

-Sorry man, I'm couchlocked. I'm not going ANYWHERE.

by Shiques July 23, 2014

cucklord

One who epitomizes the act of cuckholdry. Cucklords accept the fact that they are cucks and encourage others to follow suit. Can also be used in political situations.

Aaron asked me to fuck his 3 sisters and mother while he watched in the corner. What a cucklord!

Jeb! Bush has said multiple times that he'd back the TPP as president. This cucklord wants to hurt our economy!

by JohnMiller69 May 26, 2018

Couchworthy

Simply put, worthy of bending over the arm of a couch. This term is used to define a young lady that is worthy of such an act.

Jarrod: "Look at her, man. I'd bend her over a couch."
Ryan: "Yea man, she's couchworthy."

by Jarrod Combs September 24, 2008

couchlocky

adj. causing an inability to get off the couch

Woo, that was some couchlocky smoke, Carol.

by cheryl-renee March 3, 2005

CouchPork

noun: someone who is on a couch for the purpose of having sex.
verb: to have sexual intercourse on a couch

I'm going to have to have some of that couchpork before I go anywhere.

Have a seat, I am going to couchpork you.

by moonpork December 1, 2010

Couchworthy

A word used to describe a female of a certain degree of attractivity. A female described as "couchworthy" has generally sizeable breasts and an appealing posterior. The term itself literally means that the female is attractive enough that the speak considers her worthy of being bent over against a couch for sexual activity.

"Dude, did you see that chick? She's so totally couchworthy!"

"Man, Susan's got such an ass. Couchworthy indeed."

by shinoyoukai September 15, 2007