CouchPork

noun: someone who is on a couch for the purpose of having sex.
verb: to have sexual intercourse on a couch

I'm going to have to have some of that couchpork before I go anywhere.

Have a seat, I am going to couchpork you.

by moonpork December 1, 2010

couchlock

n. being too stoned to get off of the couch
see: couchlocky

That ganj had us in couchlock for 4 hours.

by cheryl-renee March 3, 2005

couchlock

When you get so incredibly stoned that you actually become a part of the couch. It becomes impossible to move. Usually followed by playing grand theft auto, eating $20 worth of taco bell, singing the entire national anthem, getting lost for 2 hours in the Wal-mart parkinglot, stealing traffic cones and wearing them as hats, smoking another joint, listening to aqueous transmission by Incubus, eating a whole bag of doritos, drinking 5 gallons of kool-aid, and finally trying to watch all of Half Baked with out passing out.

Man that green is the bomb...I was couchlocked for like 4 hours. Got any more???

by Pot-Head September 15, 2008

couchpotate

verb: to sit on the couch and do nothing for a long period of time
to veg
to act as a Couch Potato or Sofa Spud

Hey, wanna do a die hard marathon? I checked and all 4 are on Netflix, so we can couchpotate some saturday and then hit the theater.

by BU4URAQT February 21, 2013

couchlock

When one has smoked copious amounts of Marijuana and is unable to move from an absolute position of pure comfort.

I really wanted a cup of tea but had a severe case of couchlock

by BareTime November 21, 2016

couchpotatoism

the act of spending numerous hours a day the couch, glued to tv and/or video games, while stuffing your face with chips sodas and ho ho's

Couchpotatoism has been ont he rise for the last five years, contributing to the increase of fat ass people in North America.

by dmoney4_2_1 July 9, 2010

couchlock

When you get a really strong body high and cannot get up off the couch, usually obtained when smoking indica weed.

"I smoked me some romulan last night and got a severe case of the couchlock"

by tony acuna's mom February 26, 2008