Collosal dumbass

When you’re a complete dumbass like someone named elias

Elias is such a collosal dumbass

by danica420420 September 26, 2020

Colossal Squid

A poorly-understood species of squid even more massive and fearsome than the giant squid. Its tentacles are covered with swiveling hooks in addition to suckers, making it one of the ocean's most formidable predators. It is the only cephalopod species of which the male possesses a penis. Believed to have the largest eyes of any animal.

"Did you hear about that colossal squid carcass they found in Antarctica? It was huge!"

by Penguinjockey December 20, 2006

colossal fuckup

basically when you had fucked up but to a much great extent.

Person 1: Dude my dog shitted all over the neighbor's yard
Person 2: now that's a colossal fuckup

by KarateMachinery August 16, 2018

Colossal Cock Energy

The biggest and dickiest of big dick energies.

Timothy: wow look at Pablo Escobar

Barbara: what about him

Timothy; he has Colossal Cock Energy

by Jesuisjeffjeff January 13, 2020

Colossal Cock Mafia

A group or organization of people who’s cocks are far larger than those of the “Big Dick Gangsters”.

Bro I’m not gonna lie, I’m scared of John. He is in the fucking Colossal Cock Mafia! I’m only a big dick gangster.

by Poopyhead42069 April 26, 2020

collosseum night night

When you drink a few $5 bottles of wine at a festival in Rome and wake up hours after it’s over in a porta potty. Now you are drunk and lost

*5 am door bell rings
Brad: what happened?! We lost you at the front of the stage

Matt: buddy! I woke up in a porta potty at the festival and there wasn’t anyone around!!
Brad: you mean the Collosseum night night?

by Peacock matt August 27, 2018

Colossal shit

When you shit and you plug the toilet, and shit water is splashed all over the place.

“After chipotle I took a colossal shit”

by Hailayeeeee September 14, 2019