noun • a residue typically left from dried ejaculate; a type of homemade cocaine substitute (no it will not get you high but it might get you pregnant)
Grandpa Dick: Honey come here and choke on my cocksand
Grandma Rosanne: Ewwww you’re an ornery 69 year old that’s just ur old nasty cum it’s not like u have any left. I’m just gonna hit this line of coke real quick I ain’t trying to set a record for oldest mama.
Grandma Rosanne: Ewwww you’re an ornery 69 year old that’s just ur old nasty cum it’s not like u have any left. I’m just gonna hit this line of coke real quick I ain’t trying to set a record for oldest mama.
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 August 5, 2018
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If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler
If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler
How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr
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1. "I was walking to the kitchen yesterday and Sebastian jumped out from behind the wall and got me square in the face, what a fag"
2. "Cockhands!"
2. "Cockhands!"
by storkman January 17, 2008
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Gay Cunt: na nigga u gay
*literaly everyone dies*
Gay Cunt: na nigga u gay
*literaly everyone dies*
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1. When Darrin talks to a girl all night at the bar and doesn't get her to go home with him, it is very bad cocksmanship.
2. Taking a girl home from the bar and not being able to lay her because you have whiskey dick is bad cocksmanship.
2. Taking a girl home from the bar and not being able to lay her because you have whiskey dick is bad cocksmanship.
by Diamond Drew May 3, 2004
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