A word used to describe an undesirable person, with a tendency to be achingly annoying, who inflicts their presence on you in inconvenient situations such as traffic, the workplace, the supermarket, bars and shopping malls
The cocktonsil in the car in front of me is driving at 25kms an hour.
My boss just asked me to fetch his laundry. What a cocktonsil!
I just got stood up by the biggest cocktonsil in town.
My boss just asked me to fetch his laundry. What a cocktonsil!
I just got stood up by the biggest cocktonsil in town.
by TheJoLurie July 24, 2010
Get the Cocktonsil mug.Male: A stupid asshole who never knows what he's talking about but brings other people down to make himself feel better about himself.
Female: A whore. Usually one who likes oral sex or performs oral sex as her specialty.
Female: A whore. Usually one who likes oral sex or performs oral sex as her specialty.
Barney started talking shit to me last night but when I started fighting back he backed down like the pussy cockmonch that he is.
Allison gave me some of the greatest head I've ever had last night, she's a master cockmonch. I'm in love.
Allison gave me some of the greatest head I've ever had last night, she's a master cockmonch. I'm in love.
by Renzo Cervantes July 31, 2006
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by scott burrill December 9, 2003
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Usually occurs at extremely good parties
Usually occurs at extremely good parties
by Ac Masta Flex June 21, 2006
Get the cockmouthed mug.The diffusion of mannerisms, knowledge, affectations and ideas from one biological system to another primarily through repetitive sexual intercourse.
Girl #1: I never knew you could speak French, girl!
Girl #2: I must have picked it up through cockmosis since I started balling Doug.
Girl #2: I must have picked it up through cockmosis since I started balling Doug.
by Golden-Rod March 1, 2008
Get the cockmosis mug.An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.
*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*
Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”
Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”
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Get the Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis mug.Farms often have hens and cocks, their homes are called cockhouses.
The central part of your pants are called the same. Cluck cluck
The central part of your pants are called the same. Cluck cluck
by Hektor Bender May 24, 2004
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