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Cockaganda

When a woman finds herself in such a difficult situation that her only option is to turn to cock (or sexual intercourse) for relief.
Julia: You did WHAT with him?!
Alice: Uh.. yeah...
Julia: Just because you lost your job?!
Alice: Well, yeah. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Julia: THAT'S COCKAGANDA!
by Coocootrain July 17, 2009
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cockage

Partial exposure of the penis usually by teenage boys wearing their pants well below the waist. Akin to women's cleavage and plumber's crackage.
Several boys were suspended from school for displaying cockage
by Wildthing February 18, 2013
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cocktagon

The imaginary perimeter around a male that defines a fight or fuck decision. Similar to cock-circle. When someone crosses the cocktagon, it's on. You're either fucken or fighting.
Ashley entered my cocktagon, and she couldn't walk for a week. When Jason entered my cocktagon, he couldn't see for a week.
by 7 inch cocktagon March 18, 2016
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Cocklganger

A cock doppelgänger. Similar to a stunt dick. A cock that looks eerily similar to yours, especially for use in a MFM, where the F would be able to live the fantasy of having two of her SO simultaneously.
He is pretty much my cocklganger, same size, curve and everything.
by The Cockring Buddha June 28, 2016
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Cockbag fuck nugget

When you run out of everything else to call a person and have to throw a bunch of explicit language together in a way that captures the persons full fuckery.
Jim: I almost socked that cockbag fuck nugget in the throat.
by Royals8 February 26, 2019
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cockmagellan

One who ventures to far away lands in search of penii.
The cockmagellan found paradise in the hills of Scotland.
by Matt Dawkins June 18, 2004
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cockcage

Male chasity device that locks around the testicles with a cage that prevents the penis from getting hard. Device prevents a male from having sex or masturbating. Device also forces a male to sit when urinating.
I wanted him to remember who's in charge so I locked him in a cockcage.

I don't trust him around other women so I force him to wear a cockcage.
by GayWhiteBottom4BBC May 22, 2018
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