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chaos coordinator 

1. Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
2. Miracle worker who keeps the company going by leading, organizing, planning, and delivering with a smile fueled by passion and caffeine.
3. Expert problem solver
4. Expert at juggling insane amounts of activities at any given moment

See also wizard, magician, miracle worker
The chaos coordinator can take care of another project; he seems to enjoy it.
chaos coordinator by notanexpert December 9, 2022
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Send Coordinator 

The coolest guy who plans all the parties, commonly very attractive and has all the moves. Nothing goes on in the city unless the send coordinator approves.
Guy: Holy shit, the send coordinator is over there.

Girl: OMG, that guy throws the phatest ragers!
Send Coordinator by anonymous December 22, 2021

Coordinator Pants 

These are work slacks or pants that differ in tone from the commonly accepted color at the workplace, which is usually khaki. In most cases, these slacks are a different tone, but not a completely different color. In a workplace where khaki is the color of choice, many of those above entry-level will wear different tones of khaki ranging from yellow-brown to dark brown.

In a workplace with a strict dress code, there needs to be a way to differentiate the lowly employees from those slightly higher on the management food chain. A different shade of pants is used to broadcast one's higher position within the company.
"Maybe we can ask him for help?"
"No, don't ask him!"
"Why not?"
"Don't you see? He's wearing coordinator pants."
Coordinator Pants by Pfizer January 11, 2006

Coovinationalistic timeframes 

A Coovinational timeframe is a sequence of time that is spent in present time recapturing and changing the course of a prior past experience. Although reliving moment as a different relative present in the area of which is sequences.
Coovinationalistic timeframes they become a reality the more I present myself worth to god, but you can’t physically do that. So he has me work this source of miricle through him being a person of understand to the worst roads taken in life.

Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator

Every man's dream job. One who sets up activities for the naked people of these colonies.
I one day hope to become a Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator.

bad hand-cam co-ordination 

the inability to put your hand infront of a webcam on your pc
oh, I must have bad hand-cam co-ordination

coordinator 

When one enters the "real world" it will soon become clear that coordinator is a synonym for "office bitch" aka lowest on the totem pole or orginizational chart.
Brittany: Hey lauren, heard you just got a job! What's your title?

Lauren: "Media Coordinator"

Brittany: Oooo. That sounds fancy!

Lauren: Well, it fucking sucks!
coordinator by Lo and the DC November 28, 2006