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Co-ordination enhancer

n. term for a jazz cigarette enjoyed whilst involved in sports activities.
1"hhmmm my scrabble playing will be greatly improved after a toke on my jazz cigerette"

2"hullet thats not a word"

1"yeah like rude hullet"

2"thats not even how you spell it"

1"it is man"

2"what no way you just made that up"

1"nah man trust i can prove it"

2"go on then"

1"nah serioulsy i got an old coppy off shoot some where"
Co-ordination enhancer by anticon February 1, 2005

bad hand-cam co-ordination 

the inability to put your hand infront of a webcam on your pc
oh, I must have bad hand-cam co-ordination

cum co-ordinator 

The guy who spunks on the girl's face first during a blow bang
Guy 1 - Dude, you're so lucky to be the cum co-ordinator!

Guy 2 - I know. She got a face full!

tire-eye coordination 

The ability to see a small object on the road and align your vehicle's tire just right so that it crushes the small object (like unopened/or opened beverage cans, and--if youre real deranged--small rodents like possums, squirrels, etc)
Dude did you see that guy turn that bunny into roadkill?? He's gotta have hella good tire-eye coordination to be able to do that!!

hand-penis coordination 

(N) the ability to coordinate your piss from a penis with the use of your hands.
haha, his hand-penis coordination sucks. he aimed for the tree and pissed in your eye.

Coordination Tongue 

The act of unconsciously sticking ones tongue out while engaging in an activity that requires mental skill, physical coordination, and/or dexterity.
While playing basketball, Trevor is always sticking his tongue out, when going in for a lay-up. He has a serious case of coordination tongue! He better be careful. If he is elbowed in the jaw he's liable to bite it off!
Coordination Tongue by 240ups September 13, 2014