7 definitions by Ass Clown

masturbate

To jack one's beanstalk.
Or, to choke one's chicken.

by Ass Clown November 4, 2002

Item of clothing used to stabilize one's genitalia and/or ass cheeks.

Tell your mom to come get her underware from my bedroom floor.

by Ass Clown November 4, 2002

In multiplayer games, the place where a dead person or a person that has just joined is born or created.

by Ass Clown October 19, 2003

To recieve a blowjob while operating a motorized vehicle.

I recieved road head while driving to Minneapolis today.

by Ass Clown February 8, 2003

Something that people buy off ebay when they think they are poor.

They are going to buy a bootleg cell phne off ebay.

by Ass Clown March 22, 2004

What people buy their daughter for her birthday when they think they are poor.

I got a bootleg scooter off ebay for my birthday.

by Ass Clown March 22, 2004

Every man's dream job. One who sets up activities for the naked people of these colonies.

I one day hope to become a Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator.

by Ass Clown January 18, 2003