Churching

When there isn't enough of an alcoholic beverage to go around so you all pass it and share; when someone is too scared to get their own drink but will sip yours to fit in

Freshman: Yeah we only had one beer so we churched it
Kyle: bro it's like we're churching this beer with you all snagging it from me
Tom: they all wanted a taste of Mike's Hard Lemonade so we churched it for the experience

Churching by Cemmop July 7, 2017

churchman 

A church loyalist who motivates other church-goers but serves as a lookout for church rebels

Churchman Judas has come to ruin Peter's day!

churchman by timlight July 18, 2009

Churchianity 

The embracing of the church sub-culture and all that goes with it, particularily the doctrinal and social aspects.

"Dude, the only reason she's going out with him is because he's a pastor's kid; this is churchianity at it's best..."

Churchianity by Phattymatty August 14, 2006

churchtagged 

Finding out that you were tagged in a Facebook post by someone you are at Church with.

Stephanie is at it again, I just got churchtagged!

churchtagged by Loud&Local December 25, 2016

churching

To attempt the crab position whilst maintaining an erection, completely naked. The limbs become the walls, the body the ceiling and the thoroughly erect penis, becomes the steeple.

'I like to thoroughly stretch out my pelvic muscles with a good morning churching.'

churching by Charon92 February 13, 2017

churchinating 

-verb
The act of publicly urinating in church spe. During service into a fountain or holy water trinket.

Judy: oh my god, did you hear about John churchinating during sermon yesterday?

Marge: what no, that's despicable!!

churchinating by Jeepsderp October 31, 2017

churchlands senior high school 

Bad smelling school filled with far too many students that like graffiti-ing bathrooms, benches and bus stops. Any student that goes here is likely to be an asshole and will walk right into you

Churchlands students are the worst.
Churchlands students can't walk quickly in hallways.
Churchlands students get in the way.

Churchlands senior high school, a disgusting overcrowded school full of terrible people

churchlands senior high school by Peakgayperformace September 2, 2023