Chortle

The should-have-been word given to a laugh that we say instead of do.
Real people:'laughs'
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The chortle is dipping one's balls into a glass of bubbly while she blows bubbles through a straw and jerks you off
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Chortle

Sucking dick in an aggressive manner, often times going down the throat.
"Damn dude, Stacy chortled my balls last night."
"Nice man, but watch out, she's a hoe."
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Robert has such a nice chortle
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Noun: Not quite pants, not quite shorts, only for men, only is beige.
Noun: The type of laughter that is silent then turns into a series of grunts.

This originated in Minneapolis, a group of kids wore the same set of shorts/pants everyday, and always made this kid laugh the same kind of way. Thus, his laugh matched the sound "Chortle" and "Chortle" acurately described the pant/shorts.
1. "Yo skinny man, you better put some sunblock on your lower calves if you plan on wearing those chortles."

2."Mutherfucker, don't chortle when I'm talking to you, this is serious."
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Webster defines this as a combination of the words chuckle and snort. This would apply especially to the action of smoking ganja and trying not to cough.

This term was frequently used in the Colorado high country by powder skiing hedonists late in the last millennium.
After boarding the gondola car, we weren't to the first tower yet when the telemark skier pointed an acrylic tube in my direction and said "chortle"?
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The act upon where semen is deployed into the vaginal region, but do not go far enough in to fully complete its job. Thus resulting in it becoming a cheese like substance.
Dam I gave this hoe some Chortle.
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