catfish

A male who waits until all the hot girls at the bar have left and then proceeds to hook up with the fattest ugliest skank that may or may not have herpes. The term refers to the catfish which is a bottom feeder and slurps up all the grime, fish poop, and dead waste at the bottom of the lake.

Hey Rob, look at that girl Dave is with, haha.
Holy shit that bitch is weights a deuce and a half.
Fucking catfish.

by vatonyjmu1978 December 9, 2007

catfish

A bottom-feading sellout who does anything for pussy. Also see /coward/.

When Kevin, the catfish, tried to cock block his buddies, he got his ass beat.

by Nick June 6, 2004

catfish

A person who follows another person around. They suck up to that person because the person's social standing is much higher than the catfish's. The catfish is often fat, unathletic, skinny with glasses, or just annoying to everyone around them.

Look at Sebastian following Ryan around, that kid is such a catfish

by raychelha June 9, 2005

catfish

A method of fellatio where the woman deep throats the man in a manner that causes her to make a noise similar to that of a croaking catfish.

Yeah, she catfished me last night. It was great. No gagging!

by Joe24 April 15, 2006

catfish

A woman so very dedicated to her work or studies that she begins to have wrinkles on her mouth, reminiscent of a catfish. Can normally be seen in law school, but is full-fledged visible in the legal practice.

Damn, that chick's a catfish

by nadime February 22, 2008

catfish

Someone who acts like they are of the opposite gender online in order to attract someone of the same gender into liking their online persona

Sahil is acting like a catfish again. He somehow managed to catfish himself. Not sure how though.

by sfkjlsbfjasdv September 20, 2016

catfish

when a guy with a beard rubs his beard in a girls pussy while he is eating her out

ouuuu that tickles

by josh grant May 27, 2003