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Chris Benoit

Was a wrestler for the now-gay WWE. He was a great wrestler the whole time he's been in. He had a special move called the Crippler crossface, a grappling move that has made many people tap out in his career. He is a 3-time WWE U.S. Champion, a 4-time WWE Intercontinental champion, and the winner of the 2004 Royal Rumble.
He first entered the WCW in 1992, ECW in 1994, back too the WCW in 1995, then the WWF/WWE in 2000.

At first, the cause of Benoit's sudden change was thought to be anger caused by steroids, but now, that is no longer a valid reason.
Chris Benoit was a good man. Nobody knows why he would have killed his family.
by Wasabimoto September 17, 2007
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lauren Benoit

A somewhat hot model, about 23. Decent legs, fairly hot face, but a bit flat.
Lauren Benoit has several videos on YouTube.
by You're an Aruetii March 24, 2008
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Chris Benoit

One of the best technical wrestlers of all time. Known finishers included the crippler crossface, the sharpshooter, and the diving headbutt. Will be missed after he and his family were found dead on June 25, 2007.
Currently, the Benoit case is being treated as a murder suicide. Police say Chris Benoit killed his wife and his son, then himself. CURRENTLY, that's what police think.
by Adrian July 26, 2007
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bunit

to smoke extremely large amounts of marijuana
yo mang you down to bunit?
by gangsta homie April 9, 2010
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Benoit Day

Chris Benoit was behind 9/11, and Heath Ledger's death.
Rafa: "Dude, look at what time it is."
Me: "12:03? Oh! Happy Benoit Day! haw haw"
by Pikadrew October 22, 2008
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Chris Benoit

Arguably the greatest professional wrestler of all time. His matches are still widely available online: if you can stomach what he did, you must check them out.

Benoit had major success in ECW, WCW and WWE and is recognized by PWI and WWE as a two-time world champ, having held both the WCW and WWE World Heavyweight Championships. He was booked to become a three-time world champ on the night of his death, winning the not-yet-disgraced ECW World Heavyweight Championship, which would surely have carried on its legacy rather than have it become a worthless piece of tin that was retired three years later.

Benoit was always known as a good man, not a calculating, immoral guy. He snapped. Brain malfucntions can happen to anyone at any time, folks.
Chris Benoit was the greatest technical wrestler of all time. Even the most heinous of crimes can't change this.
by Mr Harold June 14, 2010
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chris benoit

v. to choke out a bitch and/or small child
n. the act of choking out a bitch/and or small child

"Benoit" can also be used as a substitute
"Bitch, stop stealing the blankets or I will Chris Benoit your shivering ass."

"My dad pulled a Benoit and all I got was this fucking bible."
by Jeff T July 31, 2007
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