bumwaffle

A bumwaffle is a usless person who acts like they know EVERYTHING!!!! Bumwaffle people also like crumpets.

Girl: Did you see Tiffany talking to Brian about hoovers?
Girl 2 : Oh my god she was such a bumwaffle!
Girl: I know she told me she hates hoovers!
Girl 2 : She has no boobs also!

by Macccccccccccccccc November 7, 2007

Shitting Bumwank

The collective noun for people who make reactionary, ill-thought-out and plain racist comments on news websites. Coined by Alex of the blog Speak You're Branes.

Have you seen the massive shitting bumwank of racists on the Telegraph site today?

by SYB Kelvin January 7, 2010

Bumwanker

Someone so confused and sexually naive that they attempt to masturbate their whole ass instead of the correct sexual anatomy.

'yeah, that nebu, he's a right bumwanker'

by cassiusgay August 20, 2009

Bumpadour

The combination of the 'Pompadour' and 'Bump' Hairstyles. Shorter than a standard Pompadour but placed farther forward on the crown of the head than a standard 'Bump'.
Could be considered a miniature version of "Jersey Shore" Snooki's guidette hair poof.

For her wedding, the bride requested that all her bridesmaids have their hair in a bumpadour.

by Serafyn November 22, 2011

bumwaxing

The colloquialism used to describe getting all of the hair around your asshole cleanly removed.

She goes to a very exclusive, high-end salon to get her bumwaxing done.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

Bumwank

Absolute spanner. A term used in frustration towards someone who has pissed you off.

"Oi, bumwank, what did you do that for?"

by Fairly Talented Thespian January 30, 2008

pokey bumwanker

when your masterbating and you stick your finger up your but

dude last night i was beatin it and stuck my finger up my butt!

eww you pokey bumwanker

by yeah daddy October 23, 2008