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bi-bronsexual 

A person who dick rides lebron when winning. A delusional person who thinks lebron is the G.O.A.T but also trashes him when he loses and becomes a curry or kd fan. They are toxic and sends death treaths to lebrons teammate. They are considered two faced. This is a love him and hate him which is bi meaning two or opposite
Yo Lebron is a bum, Jimmy's better than him
Aint you was riding him game 4 now he's a bum you're a bi-bronsexual
bi-bronsexual by Homelessgun October 11, 2020

brewsexual

To choose boose over boobs
Craft over ass
schnapps over cocks
Essentially choose to drink instead of engage in sexual relations.
I totally decided to get wasted instead of seeing my girl, I think I may be brewsexual

BrevsexuaL 

A supersexual person who abstains from sex due to the brevity of standard intercourse. This person's ultimate fantasy would be to have days worth of intercourse in 1 go or nothing at all.
"You don't masturbate, yet you are supersexual? What a BrevsexuaL"
BrevsexuaL by Fred McLovinsky July 16, 2021

Jo-Brosexual 

A male who has a love for or an obsession with the Jonas Brothers and their music.
"I caught my brother being a Jo-Brosexual dancing & singing along with Jonas Brothers music."
Jo-Brosexual by Allissa Rose January 2, 2009

Jonas Brosexuals 

1. Any of the three Jonas Brothers

2. Groups of Pre-Teen fangirls who insist touching each other each time the see the "Joe Bros"
1. Nick, Kevin, and Joe AKA the Jonas Brosexuals

2. *scene: its a sleep over with a bunch of preppy girls watching the jonas brothers on their ipods*

Girls 1-9: OMGeeZ I LOVE the JONAS BROS. *comenses in touching each other*
Jonas Brosexuals by Feircedeity0 April 15, 2009

Brosexual 

When 3 or more BROS!!!! are hanging out and something happens that can be perceived gay but its not because 3 or more bros are hanging out.
Don, Joe, and Jeff are hanging out drinking white russians and talking about hot chick, Don and Joe pop a broner and Jeff gives them a brojob. But its not gay because 3 or more BROS are hanging out.

Don- Jeff it's cool this doesn't make you gay.

Jeff- Oh it's cool I'm not homesexual I'm brosexual

Joe- I think it's say to say we're all Brosexual
Brosexual by Broner82 August 8, 2012