Funniest girl youll ever know. Extremely beautiful loves to have fun. Will love you more than anyone in the world but watch out she's crazy too but the good kind. Probably has brown eyes
by Superman565656 May 20, 2018
Get the Briannie mug.A captain on Futurama that is the military equivalent of George W. Bush. Women are not allowed in his army as he likes sexually harassing them. Comes up with poor strategies to battles, such as sending waves of his own men out to be destroyed by "killbots," robots that die upon reaching a preset kill limit. He is also responsible for driving a space cruise into a black hole, destroying a $400 billion space station, and having a planet completely mined to the point where it implodes on itself.
Zapp Brannigan: The court shall now hear from the court marshall's ex-lover, Turanga Leela.
Leela: Go *BEEP* yourself.
Leela: Go *BEEP* yourself.
by dj gs68 September 4, 2003
Get the Zapp Brannigan mug.Wears a short skirt-like piece of clothing as part of his uniform - which he probably designed himself. Believes himself to be a chick magnet.
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Get the Zapp Brannigan mug.The greatest character on the hit TV show Futurama. One of the greatest cartoon characters ever on par with peter griffin,glen quagmire and homer simpson.
Space captain who believes himself to be irrisistable to women.
Constantly coming out with priceless lines.
Space captain who believes himself to be irrisistable to women.
Constantly coming out with priceless lines.
To Kiff about Leela- Soon she'll come crawling back for some sweet sweet candy. (touches rear) Bam!
Branigans law is like branigans love- hard and fast.
TI don't understand branigans law I mearly enforce it
This is turning into one EROTIC half date
Branigans law is like branigans love- hard and fast.
TI don't understand branigans law I mearly enforce it
This is turning into one EROTIC half date
by AdzGod August 8, 2005
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Get the Brainiel mug.A drunken and debaucherous night out with the boys drinking heavily, the happenings of which are seldom recollected and usually denied to the authorities. Might result in ending up with a cuntasaurus rex.
husband: I shant be home until late milady. Us and the boys are heading out for a prolonged brannigan, expect me home tuesday with a splitting headache and two wenches by my side
wife: but I thought we were married...
this guy: can I join
husband: NOOOOOO!!!
wife: tiger claw?
wife: but I thought we were married...
this guy: can I join
husband: NOOOOOO!!!
wife: tiger claw?
by The Snackmaster October 15, 2006
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