brannigan

A drunken and debaucherous night out with the boys drinking heavily, the happenings of which are seldom recollected and usually denied to the authorities. Might result in ending up with a cuntasaurus rex.

husband: I shant be home until late milady. Us and the boys are heading out for a prolonged brannigan, expect me home tuesday with a splitting headache and two wenches by my side
wife: but I thought we were married...
this guy: can I join
husband: NOOOOOO!!!
wife: tiger claw?

brannigan by The Snackmaster October 15, 2006

brannigan

Free for all brawl or quarrel. Also a drinking spree.

That guy's likely to start up a brannigan with the mouth on him.

brannigan by sevenhn July 25, 2008

Brannigan

A modern day lady affliction whereby post bikini wax, one finds more hairs growing in than are growing out. Can be used as both a verb and a noun (to brannigan is to permform a wax with such recklessness that it causes branniganation of the victim). Brannigans can be identified by the delicate way in which they walk and a gentle odour of tea tree oil which wafts in their presence.

Origin: There was a young lady named Michelle Brannigan
She had whiskers on her fannigan
They fell out and then grew in again
Poor old Michelle Brannigan
Begin again.

Leila was in considerable discomfort. She had wanted to be smooth and hair-free on the beach that summer but instead, due to her beauty therapist's incompetence, she would be nothing but a Brannigan.

Brannigan by Charlez Parlez Vous July 18, 2003

Brannigan's law

Brannigan's Law states that one cannot interfere with an undeveloped planet..

"Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast"

Brannigan's law by xxdarknemesisx April 25, 2010

zap brannigan 

Zap Brannigan is the captain of the Nimbus in the show Futurama. He is cocky, narcissistic, and desperately in love with Leela (or just wants to sleep with her). None of the main characters can really stand him and his sad attempts to look like a hero. He can, at times, be unprofessional, ignorant, wanting of attention, inappropriate, and sexist (but of course, that's what makes him Zap).

Zap brannigan:"Now you're now officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you."

Leela:"Zap, last night was a mistake."

Zap brannigan:"A sexy mistake."

zap brannigan by Daydaymag June 18, 2014

Zapp Brannigan 

A man who needs no introductionn.

Zapp Brannigan: I am the man with no name...Zapp Brannigan at your service.

Zapp Brannigan by Godzillastein May 8, 2009

The Brannigan Doctrine 

Also known as "zerging", the Brannigan Doctrine is named for the eponymous Zap Brannigan, who threw "wave after wave" of his own men until the kill bots reached their natural kill limit and shut down.

The Brannigan Doctrine is a staple feature of Russian military "strategy", which appears to consist of throwing "wave after wave" of conscripts at smaller nations only to suffer humiliating casualties at the hands of technically inferior militaries. First seen in the Russo-Finnish war of 1939-40, and then again in the Russo-Ukrainian war.

The Brannigan Doctrine is a staple feature of Russian military "strategy"

The Brannigan Doctrine by Katharina Von Bora March 24, 2022