bloatation 

The effect caused by too many carbohydrates or lack of whole grain oils; the opposite of "ripped"

I yam suffering from bloatation today.........my skin looks like a melted candle!

bloatation by wallymarshall September 6, 2003

bloaterface 

British slang for an overweight person. This can also be used when describing a swell to the face. Is often used as an insult. Most probably derives from the puffer fish 'Bloat' from finding nemo. Then again, probably not.

Man- Dude, look at him - he's piled on the pounds.
Man- Yeah, what a bloaterface.

Woman1- I ate some shellfish and now I have a bloaterface.
Woman2- You had a bloaterface anyway you fat cow.

bloaterface by Faye S June 13, 2007

Bloatkin 

Similar to the blumpkin, the delicately balanced are of getting your cock sucked while hurling.

I unexpectedly bloatkined on this girls head...wonder if it was her gnarly face or the 8 shots of Tequila

Bloatkin by KJ026 November 29, 2011

Camp Bloat 

A feeling after one has been excessively camping and/or cabining, rafting, eating randomly, sleeping terribly and suffering from achey butt bones & bloat-like feeling of body parts.

Damn it, I've been rafting all day and now I'm falling pry to camp bloat!

Camp Bloat by Lo_Lo#1 September 8, 2010

coke bloat

When a regular cocaine sniffer experiences a puffy and bloated appearence in the face, especially the cheeks.

Tom: lyndsey used to be so hot but she's got all fat in the face.

Ted: Nar man, she's just got a bad case of coke bloat.

Tom: Arr right, she needs to get off the blow.

coke bloat by miss.louise May 30, 2007

Bloatlord 

1. Could've started from the perception of extremely large bodybuilders having bloated looking stomachs (Palumboism) which occurs when the oblique muscles thicken and make it hard for a bodybuilder to hold their stomach in. These absolute kings of man kind are menaces to society.

Look at these absolute bloatlords. They get people mirin' left and right.

Bloatlord by Tomboy enthusiast September 14, 2021

bloatation 

noun. to feel the repercussions of one's menstrual cycle. The bloating of the abdomen causes one to feel like a bursting water balloon.

Damn. I was suffering from extreme bloatation last night.

bloatation by shawnabananaa February 15, 2007