Beaniellis

When someone is in the beanie arc again in their life and start playing emo song.

Beaniellis, again? With the glasses too?

by apple1010 March 8, 2023

Beanie straighten

A method guys use to help straighten their hair. One will put a beanie on or some kind of knitted cap while their hair is wet and leave it till their hair is dry. This causes the root and most of the shaft of the hair to be straight, and the ends can be flat-ironed very easily.

Ben will beanie straighten his hair to make it much flatter and sexier.

by codenamesmash December 31, 2008

Bernie Mac

Great person and comedian. Died at age 50 in Chicago on August 9th.

R.I.P. Bernie Mac

by 420kush420 October 4, 2008

Weekend at Bernie's

(verb) The act of propping up a friend who's passed out and can't stand on his or her own.

Dude, you were so shot yesterday after pounding beers at the pool. You passed out in a lounge chair and I had to Weekend at Bernie's you out of the pool area and onto the elevator. I propped you up with my knee. This older couple that got onto the elevator was horrified.

You were passing out but there was no way I was going home without any numbers. I ended up Weekend at Bernie-ing you to two more bars. These chicks I was talking to thought you were drugged.

by M-dubs December 18, 2012

bennie logan

Slang for male genitalia consisting of both scrotum and penis conjointly. The Bennie serves as a euphemism for balls, the Logan for long shaft.

Mara totally kicked me right up in my Bennie Logan.

Phyllis sucked my Logan, but not my Bennie.

by penguin farmer April 27, 2013

Zucchini Beanie

Another word for a condom. A zucchini beanie is used to cover a penis during intercourse to prevent pregnancy.

"Do you have a zucchini beanie? I want to get down to business."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 24, 2017

Dirty Bernie

A 67 year old perverted door to door
dildo and ass lube salesman.

Hey look!! There goes your mom chasing
Dirty Bernie like he's the ice cream man!!

by streetwhiz May 18, 2009