Term used for code to discribe females. Bert has a few meanings:
1. to discribe a GORGESS female
ex. You see a gorgess
girl close by and say "Bert" to your guy
friend beside you to signify check that one out. Often used with a stiff arm in the air an a fist in that hand.
2. to be used as a filler to get what you really want.
ex. your
friend asks you if you want a beer but your girlfriend beside you would get mad if you said you wanted one. The person asked says "No thanks bert" this signifies a "YES,but i cant say that". when the guy comes back witha beer the
girl cant get mad cuz you said no but your
friend got you the drink anyways.
3. to signify that your busy with someone but dont want to say so.
ex. your fucking some chick and your
friend calls you. the girl says to pick it up. you pick it up and play it
cool. "hows it going"...you reply" not bad bert" then the convo ends and you can talk about the bert situation later.
4. you are with a group of people and someone brings something up that
will either get the girls you are with mad or that you dont want the girls to know. you look at the fool talking and say bert. he instantly stops what he was talking about.