1 definition by Astrogirl435

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A shmexy fellow who will probably move to a different school after being at you school for maybe a month. He acts gay but that okay because it's Bert and you have to love that stupid cutie. Total ladies man, sweet as a pickle.
Girl: "Omg who's that?"
Guy: "Oh, that's Bert, we use to be friends in Elementary."
Girl: "Well damn, he's cute."
by Astrogirl435 April 02, 2016

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