3 definitions by pinesbuttcheek

Bert

noun: a woman that thinks she is incredibly sexy and kind but is actually poopy and gross and has herpes on her mouth.
“please let me back into the friend group. i don’t want to be a bert.”
by pinesbuttcheek February 9, 2020
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‘gasm

noun: an orgasmic experience. synonym for orgasm
verb: to experience an orgasm
“damn homie your ‘gasm gave bert’s vagina arthritis!”
by pinesbuttcheek February 9, 2020
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qwerty

adjective: something that is sexy and retarded at the same time
“that hoe from last night was so qwerty that i came”
by pinesbuttcheek February 9, 2020
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