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Nanny bender

To have sexual intercourse with an old lady.
"Holy fuck, look at that sexy old lady over there"

"You're such a nanny bender"
by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015
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waist bender

The action of raging when you are too old to head bang without immediately regretting it! You resort to bending at the waist to appear to still headbang!
I'm still a fucking headbanger, but sonetimes I have to be a waist bender because I'm too old to rage and break my neck to Excision like I used to!
by Warpy927 August 3, 2018
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Bilderberg

The most Rich & Powerful in the world, The New World Order (NWO)/Bilderberg group is actively bankrupting nations, so when we, the little people, are desperate, the NWO can get the land and resources at fire sale price (Agenda 21); then they may price gauging on the human basic necessity needs: food, water, fuel, and energy.
Alex Jones hates the Bilderberg group. He camps out at their meetings.
by welcometomyworld September 24, 2011
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Friender Bender

Times when your hanging out with a friend and you decide to do something gluttonous.
"Yeah Friender Bender.
You know our post ablum tradition of drinking around the world until we black out together." Metalocalypse
by pebot June 24, 2012
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benderitis

1. When you catch a case of the bends (being a bender*,hockey type).
3. You can't skate, shoot, or pass; you virtually are playing at the worse possible level.
2. It is very hard to get rid of it and the only file on record is from one, Bryan Lowe. And he states that the only way to get rid of the bends is to jerk off a lot and don't play hockey for two weeks.
-You don't want to catch benderitis, a few players of the Midwest tornados had it and never got rid of it.
-Benderitis will get you benched and if you catch it long enough possibly kicked off the team.
- I have caught benderitis and I couldn't shoot or skate, very bad situation but thankfully I only had it for one game.
by Alex Digirolamo December 12, 2007
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Belzering

Verb: The action of taking photos of someone without their consent via a phone and then claiming they were testing their camera.
Dude 1: “Dude stop belzering man!“
by Cheemse August 22, 2020
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pretzel bender

someone who puts their knees on your side of the bed
taylor: "anna get your knees off my side of the bed you pretzel bender, I'm falling off!"
by I hate mushrooms December 16, 2016
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