beef curtains

The saggy outer lips of a womans minge.

"Have you seen Dave's mum's beef curtains?"
"Who hasn't? They're fucking awful"

by God_is_american September 13, 2008

beef curtains

Sloppy vagina.

Dom Panetta orders tabasco sauce on the side when he gets sticky with beef curtains.

by 3rddd-floor-quad March 7, 2009

beef curtains

clam hole, bang box, moose knuckle, piss flaps, hatchet wound, cum dumpster, cum recepticle, whore hole...and so on.

example: its when a fat mook bitch cant keep her sloppy clam hole filled up with a dirty cunt rag and the damn piss flaps start swisha smackin in the wind.

by goon March 11, 2004

beef curtains

see the definition of piss flaps

That chicks beef curtains are all streched and shit

by angelus_maximus February 15, 2004

beef curtains

the outer vaginal lips,(labia majora, labia minor).

So I hooked up with this chick the other night and when she got naked I saw the biggest set of beef curtains hanging down from her crotch.

by wildwilly75 August 20, 2010

beef curtains

the stretched out lips of a nasty vagina that are dark in color.

alot of porn stars have beef curtains to cover their beat up pussys.

by kira l June 21, 2006

beef curtains

1) a stretched out vagina

1) damn, that bitch had some NASTY beef curtains!
2) i had to move her large flapping beef curtains to the sides while i fucked her.

by Steve Poopinyourmouth March 4, 2008