Definitions by muffmeister

Clit storm 

When a woman's orgasm is so intense that she creates her own weather front.

I was licking her out so hard that it triggered a clit storm and she soaked me from head to toe.

Clit storm by muffmeister July 31, 2023

Cross swords

When involved in a threesome never come into contact with your tag partner's member.

She's up for that threesome but whatever you do make sure we don't cross swords or I'll finish her off alone.

Cross swords by muffmeister August 29, 2020

Hung like a Mexican 

Mexican man has been reported to have a 48cm penis. So anyone well endowed is said to be ' hung like a Mexican '

Alison walked into the bedroom as Cass was undressing, she couldn't help but comment on his manhood.

" Wow you are big boy, your hung like a Mexican "

Hung like a Mexican by muffmeister October 11, 2016

nob polisher

A woman who loves riding cock.

If you're desperate for a fuck go and visit the 'nob polisher', she's always up for it.

nob polisher by muffmeister May 29, 2016

arsetracted

To be distracted from what you are doing by the sight of a cracking arse

I was so arsetracted by her, I nearly caused an accident.

arsetracted by muffmeister May 26, 2016

nipple hangers 

The nipples get hard and protrude out so they can be used to hang garments off.

Cass was sucking Alison's nipples so hard that when Tony and Mec walked in they hung their jackets on her nipple hangers.

nipple hangers by muffmeister October 16, 2015

beef curtains 

The moist flaps hanging from the undercarriage of a woman's gusset

Cass got me so wet I had to put my beef curtains out to dry they were dripping so much

beef curtains by muffmeister April 16, 2015