Bacon Tits

Large male tits that hang down and when heated produce large amounts of grease under the tit area.

Fat Bastard has nice bacon tits from Austin Powers.

by Scott Issac September 17, 2007

baconise

When an office worker walks away from their PC leaving it unlocked they will return they will find their desktop image changed for a picture of bacon.

Ha, check out Dave, he's left his PC unlocked again. He's been baconised

by Koff September 16, 2011

baconaids

Swine Flu

That guys got a bad case of Baconaids!

by AnTi_mTtr April 27, 2009

Baconism

A religion. People, who believe that a big monster-bacon saved Jesus, so he could give us eastereggs. People like that are called 'baconic'

Me is an example for an Baconism.

by Baconmannnnnn March 19, 2010

baconista

A purveyor, seller, or otherwise pusher of bacon in the ready to eat rather than uncooked state.

One who baconifies baconify or baconizes baconize.

Sausage won't do this morning. I have to go see my baconista.

by Pops946 August 6, 2008

baconsit

Not being able to get anything else done while cooking bacon, as one has to keep running in the kitchen or over to the pan to check and see if it needs turned over, or is about done. Invariably, if one doesn't run check the bacon, it will burn up in about 30 seconds!

I was trying to was dishes and cook bacon at the same time. While baconsitting, I couldn't get anything done. I had to keep looking at the bacon, and adjusting it, and then running over and washing about three dishes, and running back. Then the phone rang, and the bacon immediately burnt while I was saying, "Hello."

by mageepet March 24, 2011

baconised

Something that has been turned into bacon. Eg, Turkey or Pork.

That Turkey has been baconised.

by Jeffyness May 9, 2016