baconsit

Not being able to get anything else done while cooking bacon, as one has to keep running in the kitchen or over to the pan to check and see if it needs turned over, or is about done. Invariably, if one doesn't run check the bacon, it will burn up in about 30 seconds!

I was trying to was dishes and cook bacon at the same time. While baconsitting, I couldn't get anything done. I had to keep looking at the bacon, and adjusting it, and then running over and washing about three dishes, and running back. Then the phone rang, and the bacon immediately burnt while I was saying, "Hello."

by mageepet March 24, 2011

Baconitis

A disease where someones typing is terrible. It is also transmittable.

Person1: "gosh i hate beign laet
Person1: "Bieng ltae*"
Person1: bgein late*
Person1: Being*
Person1: "wow that was annoying
Person2: Stop typing you're gonna giev me baconitis

Person2: " Give*" and looks like you alreday gave it to me.
Person2: "-_-"
Person1:"LOL"

by chocolateboi1234 August 2, 2016

baconbits55

Well known for his YouTube channel and being giving awards directly from creator of Minecraft for being the best player at Minecraft.

baconbits55 is better than Technoblade and Dream.

by Chief Walrus August 8, 2020

baconosity

The measure of potency of bacon's flavour

Gee that chilli sure does bring out the baconosity of this bacon and eggs on toast.

by milts April 22, 2006

baconstrip

The inner labias (labia minor) of a woman. Especially if they are not separated.

Hey girl, that's a nice baconstrip!

by RonnyM July 9, 2003

Baconstrip

A shit stain on the underwear usually caused by digging fingers into the ass to scratch out an uncontrolable salty peanut (See salty peanut). Also known as a skid mark.

As she folded the laundry she noticed a large baconstrip in her boyfriend's underwear.

or

He decided to not buy white underwear anymore, because of his baconstrip making problem.

by Sean Cookson September 6, 2006

Baconsmith

A man who carves sculptures entirely out of pork product.

Did you see that scale model of the Mother Theresa that Jim the Baconsmith sculpted?

by JayX June 23, 2005