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baconsit 

Not being able to get anything else done while cooking bacon, as one has to keep running in the kitchen or over to the pan to check and see if it needs turned over, or is about done. Invariably, if one doesn't run check the bacon, it will burn up in about 30 seconds!
I was trying to was dishes and cook bacon at the same time. While baconsitting, I couldn't get anything done. I had to keep looking at the bacon, and adjusting it, and then running over and washing about three dishes, and running back. Then the phone rang, and the bacon immediately burnt while I was saying, "Hello."
baconsit by mageepet March 24, 2011
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Baconitis 

A disease where someones typing is terrible. It is also transmittable.
Person1: "gosh i hate beign laet
Person1: "Bieng ltae*"
Person1: bgein late*
Person1: Being*
Person1: "wow that was annoying
Person2: Stop typing you're gonna giev me baconitis

Person2: " Give*" and looks like you alreday gave it to me.
Person2: "-_-"
Person1:"LOL"
Baconitis by chocolateboi1234 August 2, 2016

baconbits55 

Well known for his YouTube channel and being giving awards directly from creator of Minecraft for being the best player at Minecraft.
baconbits55 by Chief Walrus August 8, 2020

baconosity 

The measure of potency of bacon's flavour
Gee that chilli sure does bring out the baconosity of this bacon and eggs on toast.
baconosity by milts April 22, 2006

baconstrip 

The inner labias (labia minor) of a woman. Especially if they are not separated.
Hey girl, that's a nice baconstrip!
baconstrip by RonnyM July 9, 2003

Baconstrip 

A shit stain on the underwear usually caused by digging fingers into the ass to scratch out an uncontrolable salty peanut (See salty peanut). Also known as a skid mark.
As she folded the laundry she noticed a large baconstrip in her boyfriend's underwear.

or

He decided to not buy white underwear anymore, because of his baconstrip making problem.
Baconstrip by Sean Cookson September 6, 2006

Baconsmith 

A man who carves sculptures entirely out of pork product.
Did you see that scale model of the Mother Theresa that Jim the Baconsmith sculpted?
Baconsmith by JayX June 23, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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