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babysitter

One who sits on a baby.
That babysitter should be locked up.
by fruitylittleonecutie September 13, 2025
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Babysitter Poodles

Specially bred poodles who will babysit your children during the COVID Pandemic while you are at work.
These super-smart Babysitter Poodles can even make sandwiches and go to the store for you if you let them use your iPhone and do Apple Pay!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020
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Babysitter Syndrome

When a teenage girl who baby-sits talks to everyone as if they’re 8 years old and is always in a falsely chipper mood.
“You saw a movie last weekend?! That’s awesome! How was it?!”

You know what, Becky? Legitimate question: Why are we friends? This babysitter syndrome is pissing everyone off. Honestly, what do you bring to the table?”
by The Earl of Teabag September 28, 2007
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babysitter worthy

Similar to Seinfeld’s Elaine’s term sponge-worthy.

This term is attributed to when a single mom must decide whether a date is worth the cost of a babysitter. If the planned date either 1) costs less than the cost of the babysitter or 2) the suitor is not highly desired; the single mom should decline.
He asked her her to dinner at a Vietnamese BYOB restaurant with a $20.00 buffet, she determined that the date was not babysitter worthy.

Rachel said Steve is babysitter worthy because he is fun and he takes her sailing.
by TheGoodTwin March 30, 2020
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babysitter's helper

NOUN:
Duct tape, used as a restraint, or for purposes of muffling human speech, cries, or screams.
"I couldn't get the kids to behave, so I threatened to use babysitter's helper on the little ankle-biters and they straightened right up."
"Some babysitter's helper across the mouth might get her to shut up."
by James J. Mitchell August 31, 2006
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babysitter TV

The TV that watches your child while your child watches it.
If the Stones wrote "Mother's Little Helper" today, the song would have been about the babysitter TV.
by The_J_Man March 2, 2009
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Babysitter Zanny

When you're relatively intoxicated on Alprazolam (Xanax) and require a care-taker(sort of like the fake babysitter mention in the Casey Anthony trial). This is due to the drooling, i know your sister, and baby-rage.
Hey look at this jackass over here all incoherent and shit, someone come get Babysitter Zanny.
by Beeztownshotgun October 27, 2011
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