hard bass

A genre of dance and music which was popularized in Russia and involves large amounts of people, usually in Adidas tracksuits and leather vests dancing in public areas in an aggressive stomping fashion.

I saw some gopniks doing hard bass in the center of Moscow!

by DanDaMan020 May 16, 2016

shatners bassoon

Area within your brain that defines time perception. Can be affected by so called 'Made up drugs' such as 'Cake'; a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. Cake and the effects on shatners bassoon is covered in a episode of the 'Brass Eye' concered with drugs.

One unlucky user died after being run over by a bus, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road.

by Valetudo March 24, 2004

Rock Band Bass Player

Someone who's Extremely Talented at playing bass in a Rock Band.

Gavin's a Rock Band Bass Player & his music pierces your very soul with its deep, powerful sounds!

by Starchylde August 7, 2016

Bass Trombone

The bass trombone is a weapon of mass destruction that is notable for its ability to destroy entire planets with sheer volume. Banned internationally by the Geneva Convention, it continues to see use via a technicality allowing it to be used as a "musical instrument". As such, musical ensembles who wish to thin out their audiences or viola sections will hire a bass trombonist (one who plays the bass trombone).

For a brief period, NASA used bass trombones to test spacecraft components' resilience under extreme conditions, but quickly found that the valuable components (along with the surrounding area) would never survive more than a few seconds.

Valerie: Why are you wearing full body armor to an orchestra concert, Terence?
Terence: I want to be ready for when the concert hall collapses after the bass trombone's fortissimo passage.

by Driving Park December 17, 2014

'Dude', I'm Chuck Bass

The definition of awesomeness.

Jenny: Chuck, you're totally overracting, I'm really fine.
European ambasador kid: Dude, the lady said she's fine.
Chuck: 'Dude', I'm Chuck Bass. Even the europeans must know what that means.

by Chuck Bass fan February 5, 2010

bass guitar

An instrument scientifically proven to be sexy because its low-end frequency range of 30-100 Hz corresponds with the frequencies at which vaginas vibrate when sexually aroused!

Jenny felt a slight tingling but increasingly stronger sensation with her vagina, that seemed to correspond as the bass guitar solo progressed.

by E-209 December 2, 2010

bassline junkie

Someone who doesn't need drugs for a high they only need a big dirty stinking bass. They may be seen dancing eratically and fist pumping like there's no tomorrow in clubs. They can be misinterpretted for a bass junkie but they are infact bassline junkies that only get high off music.

For example
- “did you see those girls in garlands last night”
- “yeah they were going for it”
- “yeah proper bassline junkie”

by bassline junkie February 11, 2013