The act of looking like you're getting it in the ass while taking a picture of yourself. Mostly occurs to girls on Facebook who have a picture and asspose, bent over looking like they're getting it up the ass. Why do they do it? We don't know, it's ridiculous. 90% of girls do the asspose at some point in their life, probably to make their tits appear bigger by bending over.
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From a foamy clip, a lollipop inserted into the ass. This lollipop may be sold in an auction to horny geeks or may be used in sexual play to feed to your partner.
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Steve: "Really?! I'm going to have to get moving so I don't miss my window of assportunity!
Steve: "Really?! I'm going to have to get moving so I don't miss my window of assportunity!
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Get the assport mug.A nickname for the horrible character in the AMAZING WEBTOON Lore Olympus, Apollo, who rapes the main character, Persephone, and try’s to kill Daphne, as well as overthrow Zeus. So basically an absolute shit-hole excuse of a god and a horrible person that should rot in Tartarus.
Person 1: do you know what Apollo did?
Person 2: yes, I’m already plotting his demise!
Person 3: can I join in?
Person 1: of course! We ALL hate that stupid purple faced asshole!
(I really hate that stupid Asspollo!”
Person 2: yes, I’m already plotting his demise!
Person 3: can I join in?
Person 1: of course! We ALL hate that stupid purple faced asshole!
(I really hate that stupid Asspollo!”
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