by Jamzirah December 26, 2019
A wrinkly, tired old man. Doesn't sleep much. Also talks and laughs wayy too much for his own good. Is also a little bit of a perv!
by mkhan December 4, 2007
Two definitions are often in association with this word. The first of which is a Chump which simply put is someone who bails out on their friends. The second being the Blitz and as coined in How I Met Your Mother involves the "blitz" to leave the group of friends, causing the laws of awesomeness to increase 10 fold.
by Ghat09 December 13, 2010
When you pass out & forget to brush your teeth, you wake with fuzzy teeth & a festering smell on your breath that would knock a donkey off a cart, 'as if' you ate a steaming man terd whilst sleeping.
Woah, what happened to you last you last night? Your breath smells 'as if' you ate a pound of shit." "Sorry baby, I've got the ASIFS, forgot to brush my teeth last night.
by Ffej & sleven March 9, 2011
by Lord duck August 15, 2017
A person who likes to help everyone, lives a simple and boring life, although is respected by everyone.
Ali was having problems with chemistry, hence âMustafa Asifâ provided him with notes and motivation.
by 070707xoxo March 13, 2019
A fucking pewny twerp who goes to brother Andre and thinks he is top shit and thinks he has all the mans in the world, he canât fight his own fights because he is a pussy, he steals shit but when someone steals off of him he snitches on everyone, nobody likes him, he is a no life, drug abusing fucking loser, who has no life and should probably switch schools.
by ScrewYash3200 January 11, 2019