When you pass out & forget to brush your teeth, you wake with fuzzy teeth & a festering smell on your breath that would knock a donkey off a cart, 'as if' you ate a steaming man terd whilst sleeping.
Woah, what happened to you last you last night? Your breath smells 'as if' you ate a pound of shit." "Sorry baby, I've got the ASIFS, forgot to brush my teeth last night.
by Ffej & sleven March 09, 2011
by Chaner May 29, 2018
He might look cold hearted but he is best thing that could happen to anyone, he has a very pure heart and his existence is something you'd crave for eternity. Lets not forget how adorable his voice is that soothes your heart and dives into your heart. He is someone very possessive for people he likes. He probably wouldn't like you giving attention to soemone else more than him.
by Rmxxx October 11, 2021
A great guy. Attractive. No reason for a girl to not like him. Brags about being better, but who cares honestly?
Asif brags, but is great.
by Nameless human being November 13, 2019
A real playa and charmer and predator falls in love only to realise women are fake then moves on to his next prey
Asifs are tall, dark and handsome and really wealthy with all the 10/10
Every woman wants Asif
Asifs are tall, dark and handsome and really wealthy with all the 10/10
Every woman wants Asif
by Stacy92 September 30, 2018
A BIIIIIG ANIME WEEB LIVING WITH BIG BOZONGA ANIME GIRLS IN BEDS WITH APPPPPLESSSS AND WATERRRRRR RAINING ON EM.
Sorry he was being weird don’t listen to the sentence before this.
Sorry he was being weird don’t listen to the sentence before this.
by Ailed;kkaldsfjladfj;ldfj February 07, 2022