Asifs

When you pass out & forget to brush your teeth, you wake with fuzzy teeth & a festering smell on your breath that would knock a donkey off a cart, 'as if' you ate a steaming man terd whilst sleeping.

Woah, what happened to you last you last night? Your breath smells 'as if' you ate a pound of shit." "Sorry baby, I've got the ASIFS, forgot to brush my teeth last night.

by Ffej & sleven March 24, 2011

Asisipho

Asisipho means , Girls are a gift . It is a Xhosa name that is so special because when a parent names you Asisipho it means she is grateful for the gift that you are. A gift that is intelligent

Asisipho Amantombazana

by Kay_Asie November 22, 2021

To Asif it

When you have a friend that always says he is going to show up, but then never actually does

‘Oh, he says he is going to come? He is definitely going to Asif it’

by Chaner June 10, 2018

Asifa

A small girl for her age but is super nice and cute. She is innocent and would never try to hurt anyone. She is outgoing and funny . She doesn't like to be alone and will always be their for you. You are lucky to have a an Asifa.

That girl is just like an Asifa.

by was up world November 17, 2016

Asiosexual

being sexually or romantically attracted precisely to Asians while not feeling forms of attraction towards other ethnicities.

"isn't that guy hot?"

"I don't think so, I'm asiosexual."

by clover99 April 7, 2015

asisipho

Asisipho:: Asisipho is beautiful name to give to your baby girl. It's a unique name and it's rare to find someone named Asisipho. She might be shy around some people, she has different personalities and it depends which one you know. She is free spirited, loves art, music, learning new things. You are very lucky to know a person named Asisipho because they are a rare kind and special people. Keep them close to you and you will never lose Asisipho. She's fearless and hard headed. She can stand her ground and doesn't promote bad things

Friend: Do you know Asisipho?
Person: Yeah she's really friendly and kind
Friend: She's very chill

Person: It's hard finding friends like Asisipho these days

by Xoliiiiiilllllllllleeee November 23, 2021

asisi

Pronounced (a-si-si)

1. A play on predominantly Spanish speaker's English pronunciation of "that's easy" used to describe a task that would normally prove to be more difficult.

2. Impossible

1. Waitress: What would you like?
Patron: We will all have the House Special
Waitress: 10 House Specials, Asisi!

2. Take Lebron James in one on one? Asisi!

by aarooski March 11, 2009