Assburger Syndrome 

It is a disease of which causes the person to shit burgers the size of a bigmac. In some cases people with assburger syndrome produce chocolate milkshakes when they have diarrhea.

The retarded police man has Assburgers Syndrom, he can make milkshakes too.

Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome

Assburger Syndrome by retardeddictionary December 7, 2009

Aspergers 

A social disorder under the autism spectrum. People with aspergers tend to have generally high iq's but may have trouble expressing their thoughts. They tend to excell at a few subjects and stink at others. Even those subjects that they are good at, they often can still fail at it. One with aspergers may be able to express an answer, but not how they came to it. Some can tend to get wrapped up in online video games do to the fact that they are often noted as social outcasts. One with aspergers often will have their symptoms disappear as they get older, yet may experience the same troubles. People with aspergers often may view the fine details as more important that the big picture, and pay incredibly close attension to them. They also tend to be incredibly single minded, yet not be able to acknowledge it.

EX:
It's a shame he failed this year. He got all hundreds on the tests and quizzes, but didn't turn in a single page of homework. I guess it's just his aspergers.

Aspy: doesn't the thesis make more sense if it started two sentences before, and gradually mentioned the subject over the whole article.

Teacher: Please do the assignment as instructed. It doesn't matter as much as getting it done and getting a good grade.
Aspy: but it does matter. The turn of the thesis effects the outcome of the whole article. Besides, aren't we supposed to learn, and isn't the best way to learn to change methods and try new thing?
Teacher: I know you think it matters, but if you just trust me, it really doesn't. If you want to do it on your own time, that's ok.
Aspy: *gives while speech over again*

Aspergers by Gamablaze August 16, 2012

Assburgers 

Not to be confused with Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers occurs after not properly wiping after defecating diarrhea, which dries up and creates a "patty" between a person's "buns".

I had Taco Bell last night and I woke up with Assburgers.

Assburgers by whatawonderfulduwang May 26, 2019

asbergers without the berger

Douche baggery actions, acting like a jerk

He was totally acting like he had asbergers without the berger.

asbergers without the berger by Mama TSTOJ November 16, 2011

Latino Aspergers 

A person of Latino descent with mild social hang-ups, such as the inability to read others' emotions. An individual with Latino Aspergers may be seen staring blankly at a hysterical person, while snacking on an empanada.

Jorge's wife really needed some help with the baby, but her husband kept ignoring her pleads in favor of some delicious tapas. Dude definitely has Latino Aspergers!"

Latino Aspergers by The LBC November 28, 2010

Aspergers 

Aspergers (or Aspies) are individuals far smarter than most of us who fall high on the ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder). Aspies often are socially awkward, or have no awareness of social acceptance. Those on the spectrum are often highly intellectual, including Bill Gates and Albert Einstien. Aspies are "rule followers". It is not uncommon for Those with ASD to lack empathy, have a hard time grasping basic life skill concepts or have a "filter", yet they excel in what is important to them, which is usually 1-2 major focuses or fascinations; math, science, computers, legos, art, quantum physics, etc. Secluding, or introverting is a normal part of this disorder, as well as having sensory issues to lights, sounds, frequencies, touch, textures and tastes. You would be suprised at how many of the worlds most brilliant inventors had Aspergers.

My son has Aspergers, he is 15. He finished his High School credits 2 years early and is studying quantum physics, yet will not cross streets on his own.

Aspergers by Libbyidol May 18, 2014

Aspergers 

Asperger syndrome, also known as AS, is a developmental disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests.
People with this disorder tend to be socially awkward.

Things that are common in this disorder is depression, intense interest in a limited number of things, learning disability, nightmares, or sensitivity to sound.

I have Aspergers

Aspergers by genericstuff July 18, 2016