AOL 

Welcome to Spyware Heaven. AOL is how you screw up your computer in 30 minutes. Just install AOL Instant Messenger and watch the bullshit begin. First you will recieve unwanted Audio ads which use up those MB space of yours. Second of all watch hackers steal your account and fuck you up. Third, AOL is full of spyware. You will never get full connectivity to the internet because AOL spyware is using 35% of it. It's the truth..

AOL was installing spyware (trojan.downloader) so I had to reformat. AOL sucks, I hope it dies! Woot!

AOL by Superman22 April 23, 2005

AOL 

AOL is a virus, that, when installed into your computer, takes over and renders it useless!

AOL is a virus, that, when installed into your computer takes over and renders it useless!

I got a worthless AOL disc in the mail and installed it on to my computer. Now my computer is worth less than the AOL disc!

AOL by P June 19, 2005

AOL 

a super expensive internet system. it cheats you to saying that its great when you can get Netzero for $10 instead of AOL's $35.

Netzero $9.95, AOL $29.99 a month...

AOL by alyssa December 12, 2003

AOL 

One shitty internet provider, and actually charge MORE than a provider worth getting. They made 9.0 with "extra features" available, because they are so broke they have to do anything to make a buck.

AOL absolutely sucks.

AOL by Psych Ward Employee January 3, 2005

AOL 

Assholes OnLine. This service sucks ass, and I am so glad that I do not have to use it as an ISP.

AOL sucks dick and enjoys screwing its customers over. It likes this a lot.

AOL by The Kentucky Yankee November 30, 2004

AOL 

1) (n.) A shitty, slow, spammy, laggy, poor customer-serviced, all-around sucky internet connection. Often associated with internet connections that crash excessively for no apparent reason.

Wow, your AOL sucks!

AOL by fraghappy November 6, 2003

AOL 

Fascist "ISP" who fortunately stopped calling themselves "number one", but still pretends that they're reinventing the Internet AND annoys people with CDs in the mail every day. On top of that, dial-up connections are MUCH slower than the already slow 56K.

Look, if I wanted AOL, I'd order a CD. I don't need you to remind me that you still haven't gone to hell.

AOL by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004