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Alaska Native 

The indigenous people of Alaska (including but not limited to the cultural groups Inupiat, Yupiit, Sugpiaq, Unangan, Tlingit, Haida, Tsimshian, Athabascan) who have inhabited the land since time immemorial. Alaska includes over 230 tribes, each of whom are sovereign entities and have unique traditions and ways of life. Their strength and perseverence in not only surviving but thriving in their environment has endured, and collectively they remain a significant and ever present population of the state of Alaska. Despite over a century of colonization, forced assimilation, disease, discrimination and cultural, linguistic and phsyical genocide they remain resilient and proud. This historical trauma, however, often creates debilitating social problems in villages of rural Alaska, that are compounded by the fact the state of Alaska that does little to support it's rural residents. But this is not the defining trait of Alaska Natives. They are indefinable; each Alaska Native individual, family, village, government unique. They are not a people trapped in the past, nor disappearing into a bleak, uncertain future. They are descended from incredible men and women who worked collectively to create a better future for their children and children's children, who continue to shape what it means to be Alaska Native today. At the heart of it all, they are human, perfect in their imperfection, capable of mistake, and with a great capacity for love and compassion, just as we all are.
Many Alaska Natives practice a subsistence lifestyle, which is a way of life practiced by their ancestors since time immemorial.
Alaska Native by unataqtugut September 28, 2014
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keeping texas from being the largest state since 1959
dude with massive hat: allright! another year the biggest and the best!

dude with slightly smaller hat: (something in muffled texan).

dude with massive hat:say what? Alaska is the biggest state now? where even is Alaska?

dude with slightly smaller hat: (more muffled texan)

dude with massive hat: oh no, OH NO, we're not the biggest anymore!

*kodiak bear bursts into the room and eats the texans*
Alaska by bend over dobby June 14, 2018
The state everyone else comes to or is benifited from because it has the richest resources in the Union. It is also way bigger than Texas. Alaska is to Andre the Giant as Texas is to Pee Wee Hermans bung hole.
Jethro: 'Im going to Alaska to fish'.

Habib: 'I am going to Alaska to work on the cruise ship.'

Chan: 'I am going to Alaska to start a successful business'.

Janet: 'I am going to Alaska to work in the gold, copper, zinc, coal and granite mines'.

Shaquanda: 'I am going to work in Alaska and make 120K a year as a housekeeper on the N.Slope'.

Texan: 'I am going to stay in Texas, Alaska is bigger than me......2 1/2 times bigger, and i am scared.'

Texan 2: "I am going to stay in Houston cauls' that Alaska money shur is nice hur, ya hur."

Politician in DC: "I would love to get my hands on some of that Alaska money."

Igloo: "No one lives in me you dipshit."

Beer: "There is alot of me here, friend."

Yuppie: "Oh, it is a delight here, fabulous native culture."

Alaskan: "You are a bitch made Yuppie, do you pluck your eyebrows? WTF? You must be from Maryland."

Lower 48ter: "This place is Amazing!"

Alaskan: "I tried to be all coy and humble, but when you saw it you blushed...I told you 2 and half bigger than yours."

Texan: "But i am trapped in a womans body".
Alaska by akseerkris February 11, 2010

Alaska airlines 

The only international airline where you are bound to see someone you know on the flight as long as you are actually flying in or out of Alaska, so you always have someone to talk too.
"I was flying out of anchorage on Alaska Airlines and i was like 3 people i know, it was a total party."

"I love Alaska Airlines"
Alaska airlines by Stoner the Mouse November 13, 2009
Alaska is cold.
Alaska by Urban Steve March 7, 2019

Bom Alaska 

Something you say when you are tripping on LSD.
A safe word you say to know that you are in reality
An evolutionary word which becomes a nickname to Bom Touvy
Could you pass me that Bom Alaska.
Don't that! It's a Bom Alaska.
Have you been to Bom Alaska
Bom Alaska by philosophiq May 15, 2015

Alaska Christmas Tree 

An Alaska Christmas Tree, also known as fly tape, is a sticky reel that bloodthirsty insects (that can grow as big as a quarter dollar, mainly in the state previously mentioned,) will zoom into and eventually die.
So i've heard in the local tavern that Jonathan put his Alaska Christmas Tree up early. He's already got at least 30 "ornaments" on it.