Wordington

Wordington as a noun is a city that only exists in the minds of people that inhabit it.

Wordington as an adjective is used to describe things that would be found inside of Wordington, generally the worst possible thing.
Wordington residents also have a deep instinct desire to see black men twerking (thug-shaker) by nature.
Every self respecting Wordington citizen agrees that having “Wordington” in your Reddit username is unfunny as fuck and gets you deported to Retardington.

“Bro my sister is a neo-nazi”

“Average Wordington resident”

by JohnSwagma November 13, 2022

Jack Warden

Mythological creature, most commonly known for eating the heads off orphan children.

girl: 1 wish I had a boyfriend like Jack Warden
girl 2: me too he is so masculine and intimidating

by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020

free worder

someone who puts one letter on the end of one of your words in words with friends or scrabble and ends up getting a bunch of undeserved points

boy 1=damn john just stuck an s on the end of my word and got 24 points

boy 2= he always does that hes a sneaky free worder

by stdo7 April 8, 2012

Chad Warden

Chad Daddy, C. Wizzy, goes by many diffrn't names, the Big Papi. Chad Warden all about games. Chad Warden believes the the Xbox Circle and the Wii ain't ballin' cuz they ain't go no gaaaaames. The PS-Triple make the best gaaaaaames. Chad Warden stresses ABAP. Chad Warden doesn't like the fact that there are no bruthas in Supa Smash Bruthas. Currently, Chad Daddy resides in H-Town. Chad Warden is the most ballin' brutha on that YouTube. Chad Warden is so rich, that $600 ain't ish. Chad Wardem WILL pay you $600 to shut the hell up. Chad Warden is flyyyy.

Chad Warden has seen his number of illegal Mexican immigrants.

by Madamandelu January 16, 2008

Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels

Don't let anyone get over on you! Be alert and aware of shady people. (Often said as a goodbye)

Talk to you later, don't take any wooden nickels!

by angelas3656 December 18, 2012

wooden onesie

a term originated from Ireland used to define a coffin

"me mum's prettier than you and she's sleepin in a bleedin wooden onesie"

by BOOPER-FUCKIN-DOOPER June 2, 2018

worderer (as in word murderer)

(noun) A mindless, thoughtless piece of shit who has no regard for the English language and demonstrates it frequently by leaving off modifiers such as adverbs and other word endings rendering them incomplete in an effort to sound cool or "hip". Worderer also applies to assholes who misuse or substitute and replace words that sound similar, also known as 'Bunkerisms' as in Archie Bunker from the 1970s CBS hit sitcom.

Example 1
Steve: Hey man, did you see the meteor shower last night?
John: No. I slept through it.
Steve: That's too bad. It was incred, Bro; beyond spectac. The whole show was a real sight to behold. Quite invig. Don't I speak like a douche?
John: Why, yes you do! You're such a worderer (as in word murderer).

Example 2
When the man in the restaurant began to choke, AnnaMaria shouted, "Does anyone know the Heineken remover?"

by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 23, 2015