woody woodpecker

While you are getting your balls sucked, repeatedly tap the head of your penis on her forehead.

Warning: Prolonged use of the woody woodpecker has been known to cause severe bruising to the head of the penis.

by Timfy Toes October 29, 2007

nigger in the woodpile

an unknown person who is the cause
of a problem, or is an obstacle to
solving a problem

"Bob won't even return my call... something else is going on here, must
be a nigger in the woodpile somewhere.

by Bibber February 26, 2005

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker

America's largest woodpecker. Presumed extinct for decades (the last confirmed sighting came before WWII), it has been spotted and videotaped deep in an Arkansas forest.

The only bird even slightly similar to the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker is the Pileated Woodpecker.

by Diggity Monkeez April 29, 2005

oh my woodsicle

something match says in bfdi(a)

Match:Oh my woodsicle!
Blocky: What?

by XxPU$$YSL4Y3RxX April 24, 2018

nigger in the woodpile

When a caucasian has some negroid ancestory there is said to have been a Nigger in the Woodpile, usually said if the caucasian has some negroid traits like kinky hair.

That boys family must've had a nigger in the woodpile.

by nagoo July 20, 2005

Woodpecker

a bird that pecks wood but also is when you tap your erect penis on the girls head while she sucks your balls

"oh man I gave her a woodpecker last night!"

by peter October 24, 2003

Woodpecker

When your lady friend is on all fours in the 'doggy' position, you start lapping away at her lady garden with your tongue. The nose starts prodding away at the butthole like a woodpecker at a fresh piece of bark.

Can combine with exhaling sharply once the nose is in. She will then fart out your snot.
Not to be done to any old slut, the Woodpecker is an act of true love.

I'd woodpecker that bitch until my whole nose was up her asshole, then I'd blow my nose in her shitter.

I woodpeckered the mrs a treat last night. She was blowing snot bubbles out her ass for hours on end.

by Bibmeister General October 6, 2010