whompus

its a substitution for any word you dont want to say, like when there's a teacher around and you dont want to get in trouble. it can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.

"haha you have a small whompus!" , "I'll whack off your whompus if you don't shut up!"

by cat~cat November 23, 2009

Whompus

An elongated blunt object used to beat the living crap out of someone/something. The more unusual the object is, the more worthy of the term. Ceremonial whompi (plural form) are used specifically toward the destruction of anything festive in nature, such as Christmas Lawn ornaments.

Holy Shit!! Did you just see that lunatic hit that mall Santa over the head with that gigantic whompus? It looked like the knobby end of a hat rack painted black.

by Rutegar BoB September 6, 2012

whompuscat

A large feline creature that eats small children and lost hunters in the wooded areas around Mississippi.

Carl was out hunting one night and got lost. Carol's best friend Ricky said he heard a whompuscat srcearm in that area the night before. Authorities say the whompuscat had eaten him.

by Sirduck June 19, 2018

King Titty Whompus

generally a person who has mastered the art of titty fondling to the major third degree.

Person 1: look at jeff go, i mean hes doing great
Person 2: yeah he must be a King Titty Whompus

by DustNugget December 9, 2011

Wombus

A creature that lives only around a small town called Loma Mar, and eats blood. it looks like a giant armadillo without the shell...

"Bushes rusle"
Danielle: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!
John: it was just a Wombus...

by Wombus finder January 11, 2011

kaddi whompus

1) an unusual person, or someone with abnormal personalities

2) a foolish or dim-witted idea

3)a really whack statement

1- "That bitch got a dick and a cunt, she is all kaddi whompus!"
2- Steve-"I can't believe you thought it would be a good idea to drink these beers warm!"
Jack-"Yeah man, you got all kaddi whompus there, it's all about them cold beers."
3- Kurtis-"I'm telling you man, sucking dick is not gay."
Donny-"That is some kaddi whompus shit right there."

by Rugo May 10, 2008

Titty-whompus

When something is the titts but better. So good it whomps on titties.

Man, I got to drive that new Ferarri - that was titty-whompus!

How cool is that new bar?
It's titty-whompus!

by Wheel2 February 29, 2008