Wallet Warrior

A player of a Micropayment based game that gets all of the good items by paying for them instead of earning them through playing the game.

Player 1: "Wow, where did you get this cool sword and armor? You are only level 2"
Player 2: "I bought them with real life money, I don't have time to level up so I am a wallet warrior"

by _Buzzy_ September 25, 2011

Wallet inspector

Used to imply a person is gullible.

Taken from a scene in The Simpsons where a tough tells three nerds he is the Wallet Inspector and they hand over their wallets unthinkingly.

Boris Johnson: I'll get a good deal for workers.
Caroline Flint, Labour MP: Okay. I'll vote for it!
Everyone: Caroline's meeting with the Wallet Inspector is going well.

by Corbyn Ate My Hamster October 19, 2019

Prison Wallet

Using the anus as a wallet in prison to sneak in assorted goods.

Hey man I snuck some coke in for us in my prison wallet.

by Tommy Buns 654 May 22, 2013

White Walled

The act of bleaching your ass hole in preparation for weird butt stuff. Primarily done by porn stars and the wealthy elite.

"Nothing makes me feel more rich and white than white walling my ass hole." "I hope that bitch is white walled for the weird butt stuff."

by The Man The Myth March 15, 2015

jizz-wailer

Found in the Star Wars universe most notably in the Return of the Jedi. A jizz-wailer is a musician who plays a fast, contemporary, upbeat style of music.

(1) "Man that Jizz-Wailer can really shred".

(2) "I had a band of Jizz-Wailers play at my wedding".

by starwarsgeek March 10, 2010

walleye vision

First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!

by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

walletvoting

When folks vote their wallets, screening out everything else about a candidate.

There has been a surge in walletvoting over the course of this administration.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2018