wankstallion

Someone who is known to have marathon wanking sessions, perhaps blowing out his or her mates so they can watch porn all day and go through several boxes of Kleenex.

Guy 1: "Hey where's Tom tonight?"
Guy 2: "Probably at home wanking over Redtube again."
Guy 1: "Man that guy's such a wankstallion."

by mikehockishard September 24, 2011

Wankstain

Someone who is neglected and is a mistake.

Luca you are a wankstain.

by MGJoeyg17 February 6, 2022

Waitstation

A nickname given to the playstation video game console due to it's long loading screen time.

"Hey, wanna play a game of chess while the next board loads up on my waitstation?"

by num1shinfan July 31, 2012

wankstaroni & cheese

the origins of this word have been clouded in mystery but there is solid proof it has been introduced by a homosexual(s). for example daniyal is known to be a culprit . it means " to have sex with a black man while covered in cheese"

daniyal, where did all the the cheese whiz go? oh i used it all, i had a wankstaroni and cheese last night

by john smitty March 4, 2005

wankstain

A politician. The only politicians worth any respect are a few dead ones

Tony Blair and George Bush, what a couple of WANKSTAINS!! Must wash them off my sheets, better still BURN THE FUCKING SHEETS!!!..........."whats that you say nurse, medication time?"

by lord nobcheese August 12, 2006

wankstain

a stain which is on ones clothes which has been accomplished from shaking hands with the one eyed mlikman

an example of the work wankstain in a sentence is" hey you have a big wankstain on your trousers" or more violently "fuck off you wankstain"

by elliot hackney April 10, 2006

Wankstain

An adequately sloppy, foul person. Not to be confused with the sexual context of "wank" no matter how abhorrently crude.

You know Richard? He inhaled all the cheese dip at the party last night.
Why wouldn't I know that wankstain? He makes a goddamn mess of shit.

by caterminology June 21, 2017